I do not own Black Lagoon or its characters.

Even after all the things Rock had been through since he came to Thailand, this was one of the scariest. It was insanity at its highest level.

It all started when Boss Chang had them pick up a small package and deliver it to a fishing village several hours out of Roanapur. Everything went fine and he and Revy were on their way back when Revy spoke up.

"Hey Rock I'm hungry, feed me!"

"We'll be back in Roanapur in an hour, can't you wait till then?" he asked.

"I'm hungry now," she replied as she took one bare foot and put it against his head and pushed on it while laughing.

"Stop it Revy! I'm trying to drive!" he said knowing it would probably just egg her on. "Look here's a roadside restaurant. We can stop there."

"I hope the fucking beer is cold," she said as they pulled up.

Forty five minutes later they came out. Rock was picking his teeth with a tooth pick and Revy rubbing her stomach while smiling happily.

"Damn that was good! I'm glad I picked this place!" she exclaimed.

Rock didn't debate with her on how they ended up at the restaurant; he knew when to fight his battles and when to just shut up. "Food was really good wasn't it?" he said.

"Yeah! That was the best Khao na pet I've ever eaten!" the Lagoon gunslinger said.

Khao na pet was a boiled rice dish with red roasted duck and duck broth on the side. It had also been served with sliced chilies in soy sauce as a condiment.

As they both stopped to light cigarettes they looked at each other with funny expressions on their faces.

"What the hell is that noise?" Revy asked as she walked to the center of the road to find the source. She froze with her mouth open and the coffin nail dangling between her fingers.

"What's wrong?" Rock asked as he walked over to her. Then he got a look at what she was staring at.

Ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks. A duck stampede.

Rock could see a quarter mile down the road and there was nothing but wall to wall ducks the whole way. And they were all running towards them.

"What the fuck is that!?" Revy shouted as the horde got closer and the volume of their quacking got louder and louder.

The couple staggered as the first wave ran against their legs, milling around them and then charging on, dead set on being somewhere else.

"OW! FUCKERS BIT ME!" Revy shrieked as she began stomping and kicking at the creatures.

Rock could see that she was right. As the fowl passed the red-head, they nipped at her bare legs above her boots. He was not surprised when she next pulled her cutlasses' and started blasting away killing three and four at a time.

He reached out, grabbed her wrist and started dragging her toward the GTO. She paused in her firing, understanding what he was trying to do.

Getting to the car, Rock climbed onto the hood and then to the roof. Revy climbed up beside him and sat down, dangling her legs over the side, propping her feet in the driver's side window.

She started laughing as she opened fire again on the raft of waterfowl flowing by.

"Anything you need?" he asked as he lit two more cigarettes, sticking one in her mouth after he did.

"Yeah! Extra ammo and hey, FIND ME A DOG!"

A/N: I just could not watch the video of the duck stampede in Thailand without thinking of Revy and Rock getting caught up in it. If you have not seen this vid, go to Google and search for Duck Stampede. Its nuts!

For those that don't know Revy saying 'find me a dog' is a reference to the old Nintendo game Duck Hunt that had a dog that would retrieve your ducks and laugh at you when you missed.

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