Sensei? What is 1+1?

Arthur POV~

"Rule number one, no swearing"

"Rule number 2, no throwing anything across the class"

If I knew my life would end up like this I would have done things differently.

"Rule numbers 3, if you have a question, put your hand up and wait until I can get to you"

"Rule number 4, No eating or drinking in class"

It's only for a short while...Until I can get enough money.

"Rule number 5, No running in the classroom"

"Rule number 6, Homework is to be completed by the given deadline"

Hopefully I can make it through the whole year.

"Rule number 7, if you fail to complete coursework and homework, there will be consequences"

"Rule number 8, don't speak over the teacher or other students if a question is being asked or answered"

The faster this year ends the better.

"Rule number 9, Dress attire, no miniskirts or high heels that exceed 3 inches, and shirts with profanity are banned"

Yeah, keep dreaming Arthur...

"Rule number 10, I thought this particular rule didn't express what I expect of my students, so I would prefer to put it in my own words...

I could hear them, snickering and gossiping, and sending messages across the class, a few were rolling their eyes, obviously none of them were well mannered or disciplined, I know I would have to follow the schools conduct, and I would follow it strictly, I have even asked about the interaction between teacher and student, what is proper and what is not.

"Don't piss me off!"

I could see them, all shocked, turning their heads to face me, glancing at me with what little innocence was left in their eyes.

Then I heard a loud bang.

"Hey guys!" A loud voice boomed

I turned my eyes to view the trespasser that stood in the doorway.

He was Young, blonde, tall, with a bomber jacket and loose fitted jeans showing some of his underwear and branded trainers with and a vest top.

I watched him as he started to walk foolishly into the classroom, mental note to self, will have to teach this one how to walk properly as well.

I stopped him abruptly with my hand, "Excuse me but you are..."

"Alfred" He grumbled I could see him glancing towards the class, obviously not impressed with what I had done; he was clearly trying to make the class snicker and banter at his "so not amused" attitude. Well,

This will not be tolerated.

"I do not care what your name is, you are late"

He turned him head towards me; his lazy droopy eyes barely open enough for his blue eyes to shine through.

"Look teach, you obviously don't know how it works around..."

"Then you should already know that you are late, and why I don't know why, you have obviously not put effort into your appearance, you look as if you have only shaved half of your face, your contacts are not in correctly, your face is quite oily, so I'm guessing you have not washed your face, your smell is diabolical, too much deodorant, you will repel young ladies rather than attract them"

His sleepy eyes now awake and peering at, his face had taken on a confused look about it and his stance had altered and now he was upright, now showing off his true height.

"umm..."

"Look...since I'm feeling rather generous sit down before I march you into the principal's office for terrible punctuality and an abuse of the code of appearance" I signalled with my eyes for him to sit down.

He awkwardly obeyed and slowly walked to his desk. The whispers had started again and I could hear snickering behind me.

"If anyone else would like to pick the chewing gum from under neath the desks, be my guest, as I cannot be bothered to tell you twice to obey the rules.

I sighed heavily and grasped the pen, and wrote my name on the board carefully, while watching in the corner of my eye the class. I turned around swiftly and brought myself closer to the class.

"You may call me Mr. Kirkland"

"Dudes so British you can smell the tea off him" Some one had exclaimed from behind me, as I turned my head to the side, I could see the offender. That annoying boy from earlier, clearly he was the jock type, constantly needing approval from everyone, always making a joke and dating the cheerleaders and never doing his homework, I remember his type well. I don't care.

Giggles erupted from the class, I stood there silent, waiting, watching, and keeping my ground. As soon as the laughter had faded down, I opened my lips "Well then, since I smell of tea so much, It would simply not be fair towards you if you didn't smell of chewing gum" I curled my lips

His face now baffled, I knew I had won this round.

"What do ya mean?" He enquired

"Well, do you not remember? No, I'm sure you would not; it seems you can not…absorb basic information, my warning from earlier. You are to stay after school removing chewing gum from under the desks"

"Hahaha, no I aint" He answered back

"I don't see what's funny, your humour is…rather strange"

"WTF, do you know who I am right?" He argued and brought himself up abruptly from his desk, his eyes furious and mouth scowling.

"No I don't, and I don't care who you are, but I'm guessing the principal does" I smirked

"What? Why would he…"

"So you and him can have a lovely chat"

His eyes widened and his stance once again was static.

I pointed towards the door and lowered my eyes a little.

"You're...destiny awaits you" I smirked.

I could see his face furrowing and becoming more redder, his eyes sharpened and his hands into fists.

I did not care.

"You're...!" He began to scream and move towards me, his whole presence becoming bigger

"...About to press the alert button if you don't move" I leaned on the desk staring at him, right into his eyes, searching for his vulnerable side, that weakness, what makes him tick.

Still, he moved closer and closer, more enflamed by anger; his face so close to my own, I could see the lines forming beside his eyes .A different technique was needed.

"As you know...Alfred, the contact with students here is quite relaxed as to provide a good learning relationship between student and pupil...

"WTF does that mean! He yelled

"Meaning, I can do this" I uttered

Suddenly I moved quickly towards him, knowing I had take him by surprise, I moved my leg to hit his ankles, which sent him flying onto the floor, as I always say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.

Quickly I moved over him and grabbed him by the ear and began to pull him upwards.

"Ow OW OW OW OWWW" He began to shriek

I let go of him and pushed him forwards, now the entire class was in silence watching the whole ordeal like it was a 5 star movie.

He turned to look at me, shocked and confused, stumbling over his words.

"NOW Alfred, as I was saying before...Your destiny, no, your future awaits"