My thoughts on men, translated into a "conversation" among the Naruto girls, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and an OC, Katsuna, and the naruto Boys, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, Kiba, and an OC Kotaru.

No, I don't own Naruto, did you really think I did?

A Conversation

Sakura ran crying into Ino's bedroom, 1 hour late for the slumber party, her face puffy and red.

"What's wrong!" Hinata rushed over to the pink-haired kunoichi's side, and walked her down to a red beanbag, worry written all over her face.

Ino and Katsuna stalked over, both wanting to know her story.

" We-ell," Sakura started , sobs sneaking into each word, " I saw Sas-ske walking ho-ome with Naruto an-nd Neji. I ran up to ask hi-im to th-e da-ance tommorow, and he just started laughing a-at me!" She broke into uncontrolable sobs again.

Katsuna held her head on her lap, and glared at Ino, black eyes fierce. " I can't believe he would do something like that! I don't believe him! I mean, how can men be so rude!" She shook her head in anger, swinging her blue ponytail into Ino's nose.

"I know! They're so rude!" The blonde brushed Katsuna's pony out of her face to hand Sakura a ponytail, " They walk are thinking they're soooo better than us, though in fact the only thing they have that we don't have is a dick!"

"And that's probably why they're such assholes! They use that to think with!" Hinata spoke up, reminding them that she was there. Sakura rapidly gained control of herself, and rubbed her eyes, and tried to stop sniffling.

"I have an idea." Katsuna smiled malicously.

"Tell us!" the other three girls gathered around and they began whispering plans and plots, nodding occasionly.

Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Kotaru, and Kiba sat on the floor of Sasuke's apartment, in boxers and and t-shirts, having, well, a drinking match.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" Naruto was holding a funnel in Neji's mouth, while Kiba poured Red Bull down his throat. The rest of boys lamely sat around, watching horror movies, trying not to scream or piss their pants, cause you know, they're too cool for that…

"Yah! Can you believe it! A whole week of partying at Sasuke's house, living it up, with 300 cases of Red Bull!" Naruto exclaimed in a high-pitched voice, as he had just been inhaling one of the decorations, a giant red ballon tied to the chair. Kotaru, and a now very hyper Neji laughed as he fell over from lack of oxygen.

"Break anything, dobe, and oyu'll be in deeper shit then you ever imagined." Sasuke growled at him, and turned back to "The Shining", which he was the only person in the whole room who was actually not afraid, as he had watched this movie several times already, (and had the stained pajamas to prove it…. Fell in a puddle on the way to practice my ass!) and had developed an immunity to it.

Kotaru looked out the window, rather bored with it, and to his great surprise, saw Katsuna. His cousin's long blue hair was guaght in a tree, and her grey eyes were screwed up in pain as Ino attempted to free the poor girl without ripping her new black capris and grey shirt. Hinata pointed the boy's face out, and they froze.

"I'm gonna go outside for a second…." He said, but no one really listened, as they were all completely absorbed in the gigantic burp Neji just released.

He stepped out the door to find his cousin on the offensive, and was met with twenty different explanations for their being there.

"I was uh… I uh… I don't really have a good excuse." Katsuna managed to stumble out. Next to her, hinata, Ino, and Sakura looked scandalized.

'I know. You want revenge for that dance thing with pinky over there, right?" Kotaru replied, ready to help.

Hummmm what will Kotaru and the girls cook up ?