Well, Tracy was absolutely desolate about the break up (HA. I love sarcasm). I mean, she was sad for 3 seconds (EH GAD SUPER DOG!), an astounding change compared to the normal 2-second attention span everyone has come to know and love (or hate…cough cough).

Flashback
"O.M.G. Lily! It's like, sooooooo good to see you. Like, all summer I was like totally wondering whether you've broken up with Remus. Cuz ya know…it's be like…GOING AROUND," Tracy asked, flipping her fake blonde hair in the most annoying way possible. "Yeah we broke up over Christmas break," I replied, brushing her off. Don't look at me like that! I wasn't being rude…I was hungry. Lord I could go for a banana right now.
"Like…what?" Tracy asked stupidly. Opps! I forgot to use 'like' and 'totally' in my sentence. She must be so lost…
"Whoops fake giggle, I mean…I like totally ended it with Remi-poo during the summer, I mean he was being like…CLINGY" I said, eyes wide and voice high pitched. Tracy's overly plucked and partially drawn-on eyebrows then proceeded to shoot up her EXTREMELY large forehead.
"No!" she exclaimed, her extremely fake blue (colored contacts) eyes sparkling with that evil glint one gets from gossiping.
"Kidding! God! It was mutual," I explained exasperatedly, trying to leave. Conversations with someone who's got an IQ of –5 can only be so interesting. Tracy gave me one of those looks that says 'what the hell does mutual mean?'
Me, playing the role of the very nice and patient 2nd grade teacher explaining to the student that YES, 2 plus 2 DOES in fact equal four, said (very calmly) "WE BOTH WANTED TO BREAK UP."
"You like, seriously broke-up with REMUS? I always knew there was something wrong with you," she said, giving me a look of disgust and mumbling under her breath "Stupid lezzie." EXCUSAMUA BITCH! I smacked her. Teehee. It's a very nice mark…I have gorgeous hands…
Anyways…
Apparently there's this rule at Hogwarts that you must worship the Marauders (excluding Peter because…well it's self-explanatory) and if you're going out with one of them, you can NEVER be the one to call it quits.
Obviously I've broken the code and must be beaten and HUNG. HURRAY!

End of Flashback

In all honesty, I thought no one would notice if we broke up. We were a little "power couple" at Hogwarts for a while, but I mean we were just destined to be friends. Best friends, yes. Best friends that look adorable together and that are on the same IQ level and of the opposite gender. But just friends. People seem to have a hard time grasping that concept. It's NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE. Everyone had always thought Remus and I would get married. What's wrong with the world today? We're only in 6th year for spaghetti's sake. Stupid fantasizing hormonal teenagers…

…

I have this problem. Well, it's not really a problem, more like an annoying parasite with messy hair.

And no it's not Amos.

His hair is sexy like that.

While said parasite's hair is most definitely not.

Well, in my opinion anyway, although the larger percentage of females at Hogwarts would probably disagree with me. Disagree with me enough so that they'd disembowel me. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm talking about James ruffle-his-hair-every-5-seconds Potter. You know he didn't really even know I existed until Remus started going out with me? Wouldn't give me the bloody time of day. Now look at him. Whenever he catches me "staring lovingly" (as he calls it) at Amos Diggory, he has a hissy fit. He's possessive. And he calls me Evans. Not Lily, not even Lillian, but EVANS. Ick!

"Oi, Evans!"

"Crap, who are you again?"

"Why, the infamous James Potter love! Will you go out with me?"

"That's the fifth time you've asked me that, and my answer is still 'go rot in a hole you filthy man whore.'"

"Fine Evans," the rejected James Potter sighed, sulking off into the distance. "Wow, five a day, and all before lunch. Lily, you should be flattered," commented Bella. Bella was your typical pretty-girl Marauder-worshipper. Loved the girl to death but to like one of them (excluding Remus) was totally beyond comprehension. "Shut up Bella. You know he's just doing this to annoy me. He doesn't even know my first name!"

…

"What's her name again?" James whispered, pointing (in what he thought was a subtle manner) towards me from about a yard down the house table in the great hall.

"Lily Evans..." Remus said quietly, shaking his head. "Honestly James, if you want the girl to go out with you, at least learn her name. She was my girlfriend for 3 months!"

"Moony, names aren't important. We just ask the girl out, have a lovely snog, and it's all good and done. No names necessary," explained Sirius, grinning goofily. I looked at Bella and Charlie, rolling my eyes dramatically. They shook their heads sadly before turning back their massive amounts of food.

Men…

…

I was lying face up, staring at that stupid ceiling fan. It was going around and around and around…

"Soo…Lillers-" started Charlie, sitting down on my bed next to me.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"-What's with the PMS-ness?" she finished.

"Yeah Lily, I haven't seen you this upset since you found out Elton Waple was gay," Bella added in, joining me and Charlie on my bed, "Broke your poor little heart it did…wait, IS AMOS DIGGORY GAY!"

"NO! GOD NO! It's Potter," I spat out the last word with contempt. "Oh, that's all. Well Lily we all knew Potter was gay, I mean he and Sirius…wait, why would you be upset over Potter's homosexuality. Are you jealous? Eh? EH!" she said mischievously, nudging my side.

"Shut up Bella."

"I love you too Lily."

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