Vaulting and Altogether Being Badass

A/N: Hey guys Hunter here! Just want to lay down some things before I get on with the fic. This is from my O/C's POV. This WILL be a series. Also, I don't know about romance or shippings, but I might. Chapters are gonna be short cause I cant write for a long time. This also takes place in a universe where Roland and Angel are still alive, but no more New-U. See you at the bottom! :)

Chapter 1: After Jack

I take a swig from my rakk ale and stare with shock at the door. "Hey amigo look!" Sal whispered. "Maya's fucking wasted." I laughed. Her first time drinking some ale and she couldn't even stand. "I'm gonna go help her home." "HEYY JAISE!" she garbles. I'm holding her up as we walk to HQ. "Y'know I been thinkin bout some stuff." "What stuff?" I say carefully. "Oh just how Axton is a hotheaded asswipe." I snort with laughter. She trips on the doorframe of HQ. Tannis is staring at her wide-eyed, mumbling something, probably about the effect of alcohol on Sirens. I flash her an apologetic look as we go upstairs. "Hey, I got this." Says Mordecai, who is actually sober for once. They stumble off, and I walk to my room and flop on my bed. What a fucking day. Jack's dead, the Warrior's dead, and we killed Terramorphous today. That's why we went to Moxxi's. Sleep takes me like Brick can take my life.

I wake up to a knocking. "Jaise it is Zer0/I need your help with something/Please open the door." "Oho!" I announce. "The honorable assassin needs MY help?" I laugh. He sighs. "With what?" I say. "I need a contract/I must have something to kill/I am out of hits." Zer0 replies. I laugh again. "So you're bored?" I raise my eyebrows humorously at him. He probably rolled his eyes under his mask. Just then, Angel walks up to us. "Hello Jaise. Zer0." She nods at us. "Hey," I greet her. "What's up?" "Meeting." She replies. "What for?" I ask. "Roland wants to discuss the Vaults." Oh right. The Vaults. Once we killed Jack, the Vault Key showed us about 20 Vaults. In this solar system. Alone. I sigh and head to "the place where shit gets done", according to Sal. As I walk in, Krieg is muttering something about how his meat bicycle is prettier than his mommy's. Gaige is arguing with Axton about which is better, turret or DT. Maya is holding her head and Mordecai is telling her how to fight a hangover. Of course he knows. Sal and Brick are arm wrestling. Roland and Lilith are telling everyone to shut the hell up. Zer0 and Angel walk in. "Finally, we can start." Roland says. "Now, I want to talk about the Vaults." Audible groan. "But we just killed Terramorphous!" Sal groans. "Yeah! I need to fix DT, too." Says Gaige. "We can't just leap Vault to Vault." I say. "We don't even have a ship!" Axton protests. Murmured agreement. "I know, I know," Roland says, "but that's where Tannis comes in." Tannis walks in holding an ECHOPad. "I have located an Eridian vessel that is capable of space travel deep within Eridium Blight." She lets that sink in. "Fucking awesome…" Gaige mutters. "Alright!" Maya cheers. "Chica you the man….wait what?" Sal says to Tannis. I burst out laughing as Tannis gets red and confused. "Calm down guys," Lilith says, "We have decided that tomorrow we will all go to find it and bring it back." Everybody cheered. We all left it good spirits and went to Moxxi's. Things were finally looking up.

A/N: Hi again! Looks like we're getting off of the home of the bandits. Sanctuary, you will be missed. Now, as a prize for reading through the chapter of this hopefully long fanfic, I give you a segment I like to call… Breaking The Fourth Wall!

Maya: Where the hell am I?

Axton: What the fuck is this?

Hunter: In my fanfic. (evil laughter)

Sal: What?!

Sir Hammerlock: Dramatic plot point, ho!

Gaige: Shut up! You're not even introduced yet.

?: I haven't been introduced either. (evil laugh)

Lilith: That's why your name is ?

?: Shut up.

Hunter: All of you shut up.

Roland: NO!

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