A/N: Hello there! I am moonlight warriors, and this is my first fanfic. I chose Artemis Fowl because its my favourite book series (I had a hard time deciding whether it is Warriors or this.) So crtics will be welcome! Now, to the story.

Also, I do not own anything. I might add some OC characters, but still, other characters are owned by Eoin Colfer.

Chapter 1: The Underwear Incident

Holly was yawning while driving in her small car. Well, it wasn't that small compared to elves, but anyways. She had a long day, chasing down a theif, and caught him only to be sent to do some paperwork.

After the berzerker incident, faries lost a lot of their technology; causing them to be unable to know what the Mud Mans were up to. It was hard to launch new satellites or make scopes, since there were rumors of human technology highly increased by a certain person.

It was a long day...Holly thought as she drived. 'maybe i'll try to think of something more exciting...' Instantly Holly's mind was on a certain mud boy. No. Mud man, now. Three years have past since Artemis reincarnated as a clone (though he is more human since he has a soul), he was now 19. But the important thing is that he called her every night at 10 PM. And also, she had something to tell him. An important thing. Since she lives right under Ireland, there was no time difference. When she looked at the time, it was 9:30! D'arvit she thought while she accelerated a little.

When she finally arrived, she ran up the stairs to her bedroom. She threw off her uniform, and combed her hair (It now sweeps her shoulders. She kind of liked the new fashion, and she also didnt have time for a crew cut.) slightly. She didnt mind any makeup, because Arty would be shocked to death by the unusual scene.

That was when her ring ringed (no pun intended...maybe just a little.) Though technology had decreased for the faries, their ring developed. It now shows a holographic image.

Holly took the call, and Artemis' image came up. "You are wearing a suit, again..." Holly groaned. She told him many times to wear casually. Of course he didnt listen. But Artemis seemed to be... very shaken to the core. His mouth was gaping, but he couldnt speack a word.

"Well Atremis? Cat got your tounge?" Holly asked. "Well no, no..." Artemis sputtered finally. "Its just...um...why are you wearing nothing but your underwear?" What??? That was not what Holly expected. Certain that Artemis was joking, she looked down. And at the same time, she remembered throwing off her uniform, but did not remember putting anything on. She let out a small sound, then running out of the room as fast as she could. And she could swear she heard Artemis's chuckle.

Holly was trying not to blush, and also failing terribly. For a while, she didn't want to go out even after wearing clothes. That would mean meeting Artemis. Eventually, she made up her mind to go outside about 10 minutes later.

Artemis was still connected, clearing his throat. But Holly could see that what he really was doing was trying to hide that famous smug smile. She gave him a glare and said "You speak a word about this and you will be sorry.". "Oh dont worry." he said. "This stays between us."

It was a good thing that the person she was calling wasnt Foaly. He was famous for his gossip website, Horsesense. Though it backfired when Artemis earned a fairy ID and actually uploaded a nude picture of him in the website for revenge of hacking his computer.

And then, there was a long time of awkwardness. Holly opened her mouth, then shut it again. As much as she wanted to talk, she couldnt muster the courage. Eventually, it was Artemis who talked first. "So, how was your day?"

"Um...well, not bad. Well, I am tired...but... still." Holly was still stammering from embarrassment. "How was yours?" Hollly asked.

"Always the same, you know it." he replied. Holly nodded nervously, thinking the exact words to say to him. "Well, Artemis? I have a vacation for this week. Since I have nothing to do, I am planning to visit you. If thats okay by you, of course." she said.

"Really? Thats great news! I mean... yes you can come to my place." He said. Then he added, "I dont really live in Fowl Manor except for holidays."

"Then where should I meet you?" She asked. "Come to New York City, not Ireland. I think we should meet at Times Square." he replied.

"Are you kidding me? There are so many people. Thats not good for me, you know it." she exclaimed. "You are smarter than I expected" "Was that an insult, mud boy?" she asked, trying to glare but failing since she laughed too much.

"Just come shielded. I will find you...though you will probably see me first." he said. "Ok. I will go there tomorrow." "Tomorrow? that you for the fast information" he said sarcastically. .

Holly threw a punch at the holographic picture, laughing even more. "Ok, see you then." She waved to Artemis, as he did too. Disabling the call, she had a shower. Then, (This time remembering her clothes) she went straight to bed. It was a long day, and tomorrow will be, too.

However she was tired, though, she couldnt sleep. She kept thinking about that incident that happened. Embarrassed and frustrated, she threw one pillow to the Artemis Fowl poster on the other side.

Yes, now that Artemis fowl became a legend to faries after saving them so much, Haven City Hall made 8 movies, 50 posters and even a fan club. The fan club reached 10 million members just last month, a outstanding record considering the small population.

There were still faries that remembered what he did when he was young, but hey, no one is perfect!

So Holly bought the poster at a whopping 50chips (1chip=10 dollars). But in her defence, she just wanted to see how he looked in it.

She bought one that had a smirk. Others made him look like some Mud Man Idol, and that was ridiculous. She thought this suited the Artemis she knew the best.

As the pillow hit his famous face, Holly became more comfortable.

And Holly entered her dreams, the pillow that she thrown lying infront of the poster; next to some books. Books named 'How to confess your feelings well', 'How to tell if he like you', and Artemis Fowl: What is inside his complex mind'- a Haven City Best Seller written by Doctor Argon.

A/N: So... did you like it? Whether you liked it or not, please remember to review! I think it will really help me. Also, what do you think about the length? Is if okay? Also, if you want some places I write about in New York City, please tell me. I live in Korea...I dont know much. Also, the books I mentioned and 'chips' are all made up. If there is something similar, that is a total coincidence.