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Warning: The following is Rated H for Honest.
Ratchet: Deadlocked; the first and most likely the only title that isn't an innuendo.
Learn of a passing of a hero we've only heard of until now and learn of a evil but totally bad(BLEEP) show where people die!
And learn of how Ratchet becomes a big emo when Big Al gets shot in the ribs.
Drive around vehicles that are definitely not rip offs of vehicles from Halo.
And the best part, YOU GET TO KICK THE (BLEEP) OUT OF QWARK LOOKING ROBOTS!
Staring!
Ratchet: Salty Butt with a tail up the butt.
Clank: WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MY BACK!? BABY, COME BACK! I MISS YOU ON MY BACK!
Big Al from Big Al's Roboshack: Ripoff Robocop.
Merc: Merc with a Mouth!
Green: Name doesn't match his color
Gleeman Vox: Shark guy with a tooth mustache in the PS3 Port.
Dallas Wanamaker: DINKLEBURG!
Juanita Alvaro : LOMBAX MURDERER!
Ivan Von Shellshocktonberg A.K.A Shellshock: Discount Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dull Bookworm A.K.A. Reactor: Nuke Nukem.
Eviscerator: Fancy bug blades.
Ace Hardlight: Monkey with a thick neck and blonde hair.
Eugene, Lucy, and Vernon: Lock, Shock, and Barrel.
Slugha: The space equivalent of the Mogwai
Ratchet and Clank 4: The PlayStation Equivalent of Halo!
How many more ya got, Insomniac!?
Come on!
*Ratchet & Clank: Future: Tools of Destruction*
Welp, at least I was right about the innuendo thing.
This could have been longer, but eh. Deadlocked was a bunch of filler to me.
~Jak Cooper the Lombax