The Adventure Of Author And Shadow: Evagelion Style

Chapter One: Into the Hole leading towards hell.

It was a bright day with no clouds in sight. The type of day one would go on a picnic with their loved ones. To bad a giant monster was destroying the city. (Why do they always attack on days like these anyways?) The military used all the firepower they could muster but the damn thing was just too powerful. (You would think Japan would get some better weapons after all the Godzilla attacks) Destruction rained down on the streets of Tokyo-3 (Whatever happened to Tokyo-2?) as the demon...thing kept up it's attack. Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, two passengers got off the train unaware of what was happening nearby. One was a handsome man, about 6 feet tall and had the body of a black belt martial artist. His spiky black hair reached down towards the center of his back. The black rocker pants with sliver chains and unzipped black leather jacket (No shirt.) helped define him as a badass. His companion was a young teenager of around 14 wearing the standard school uniform and had short black hair. Most people would of thought he was just some nerd if it wasn't for the fact that like his friend, he too had the body of a high ranking martial artist. Both looked around the surrounding area before sitting on the stairs. A few minutes later, the tall man sighed and looked towards the young boy.

"Damn it. Where the hell is the lady that suppose to pick us up?"

"I don't know Author. Maybe there was traffic on the way here?"

Author looked at his friend in a Are-You-kidding-Me-? way then took out a can of beer from his pocket. (mmmm...beer)

"Do YOU see any any traffic no scratch that, anyBODY around here? It's like a fricking ghost town here. Are you sure you want to meet up with your father Shinji?"

Shinji looked downwards as he thought of his father and how he was abandoned. It was 10 years ago that it happened and if Author hadn't showed up and taken him in, he might of died in the streets. He really didn't want to see the man who's seed he came from, (EWWW! I feel sick now) but some strange feeling told him to come. He should of told the feeling to go jump off a cliff.

Suddenly a tremor was felt by the too and they stood up in surprise. Author looked around searching for the cause of the tremor without success.

"Why do I have the feeling that something bad is gonna happen and we're involved?"

"Because Author, something bad always happens and we're always involved. Remember the incident with the Jurai Royal family?"

"That was totally Shadows fault. I told him not to touch her boobs but does he listen? Noooooo. He has to go and ask her if they were real! (Things like this has actually happened to me. Except the Jurai Royal family part.) I swear that's the last time I bring Shadow along with me to one of my adventures (LIES!)

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And that's a giant monster demon thing called an angel that's here to destroy humankind and Earth's only help is giant bio robots called Eva's made by my father's scientist." (Isn't Irony a bitch?) Shinji said as he pointed towards the monster from before in total calmness as if he didn't realise the thing was really there. Author looked at the thing for a brief moment before he looked back at Shinji.

"Pffffft. Like that would ever happen." Yes they are that stupid. Or maybe it's because they are use to things like this after all, once you've fought a giant 200 story (Spelling is FUBARed I know) tentacle monster with your bare hands, things like this seem lame.

"HEY YOU TWO! OVER HERE!"

The two look behind them to see a blue sports car with a HOT long blue haired babe with a HUGE rack. (Damn Misato's hot) They looked at her for a moment then looked back at the monster. Back to the girl. Now the monster. It went like this for five minutes as they tried to decide to either check out the lady or to continue to watch the thing wreck Tokyo-2. Finally they got bored and walked towards the chick who by now had a huge sweatdrop in the back of her head. Author was the first to reach her and simply gave her a peace sign.

"Yo. Name's Author. My short friend here is Shinji. You Misato?"

"Yeah. We should really start heading back to NERV though I was only really expecting one of you."

And thus, the day that all hell broke loose has begun. Yep, Satan is gonna be one pissed off ruler.