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DIE ALL GLUE-SPITTERS! MY PRETTY TOILET IN THE SHAPE OF A SOILED LLAMA WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BILL CLINTON HAS NO CHANCE IN MY DRYER OF INK! FEATHER DUSTERS WILL REIGN FOR 8/3 OF A SECOND BEFORE BEING CRUSHED BY THE MIGHTY GINGER ALE!
MINI CDS HAVE STOLEN MY LUNCH PAIL! DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHAEAD YOU HAPPY SEA MARMOT! I SHALL RULE ALL SEAWEED WITH MY NOSTRIL, YOU PIECE OF BAGGAGE LINT!
MY MICKY MOUSE PHONE WILL CLOCK YOU STUPID! YOU WILL NEVER OBTAIN MY FAVORITE POCKET FERRET THAT LIVES IN MY ARMPIT! MY BROKEN SPINNY CHAIR-THINGY WILL RULE YOUR PATHETIC SPERM WITH HAIR GEL! DEVILED EGGS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN! MY NOSE HAIR IS JOHN LENNON'S BROTHER! SACRIFICE YOUR DOG TO A PIGEON, FOR I SMELL LIKE A FRESHLY SOILED HOBO!
THE POKER TABLE THAT IS MY FATHER WILL SPANK ALL THE UNWORTHY! THE PENTIUM PROCESSORS ARE OUT TO GET ME! DAMN YOU BILL GATES AND YOUR PRETTY CHANGING TABLE!
MY COUSIN'S DIAPER WITH SOIL THE OZONE! GIVE ME CAT LITTER, FOR MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE BARBRA STREISAND! Can you give me a car? BECAUSE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, WEST AND CRACK HOES WILL SUFFOCATE!
THE MIDDLE EASTERN FERRETS CLIMB ZEBRA ROPES INTO THE HEAVENS! GIVE ME THAT BRA, FOR YOU TASTE OF BALONA! MICHAL JACKSON IS MY SISTERS COUSINS WIFE'S BROTHER'S UNCLE'S FORMER ROOM MATE! TASTE IT'S DELICIOUSNESS! THE RAIN OF SPIKY GOTHS WILL SUCCEED IN CASTING OUT THE TOPEES, FOR THE BADGERS PREFER THEM YOGURTY! I LOVE MY SPEAKER, GIVE ME THAT FREDDIE MERCURY, FOR YOU GRIND LIKE A TOAD-FISH!
BLAME CANADA! IT SMELLS LIKE TUNA! I LIVE IN MY GREAT-UNCLE BILLY-BOB'S PUBIC HAIR! MY LAVA LAMPS OF DOOM SHALL PERPETRATE OJ SIMPSON! QUEEN MUSIC IS AT MY MERCY, FOR I AM HORNY! DAMN YOU ALL! MAY ALL CELEBRITES MARRY MIC JAGGER, FOR I HAVEN'T BATHED IN SEVEN YEARS!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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*PANTPANT* Yeesh…that was maddening.