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New kid and paladin Butters were on their way back to the grand wizard for their next quest when the chirp of the carrier raven alerted them checking his phone the new kid blinked

*{New message from Cartman: New Mission travel to the land of Tattered souls and recruit the Gypsies."}* as Butters got into character "Oh, A new order has been made! come sir D-bag we must travel to the lad of tattered souls!"

the level 7 warrior stared blankly at the blond boy "That's the Trailer park just passed Kenny's house." Butters explained the new kid just stared as Butters dragged him down the street but stopped at the park so New kid could use the restroom and re fill their supplies, when his phone went off again.

D-bag POV: New Message from (?)

"New Kid you don't know me. but, I know of you and I need to see if you are worthy enough to keep the Gypsy queen safe. PS: Don't get any ideas." The new kid blinked as he re-read the message but, before he could reply to the mystery person Butters barged into the restroom looking panicked "Come Sir D-bag! the raven foretold that the six graders are coming this way! we must flee!" he yanked the new kid out of the restroom and the two of them ran out of the park.

later

Sir D-bag and Butters arrive at Tattersall Acres trailer park or Land of Tattered souls and, are stopped by a girl in pig tails and Purple cloak. "halt, travelers who approaches?" Butter and D-bag look up at the trailer she was standing on, as Butters spoke up.

"Oh Greeting Lady Keras! I am paladin Butters and this Sir Dou... ack!" A purple and green boomerang came flying from the shadows! and knocked Butters out cold. before going back to who ever threw it; as a blinding flash causes both D-bag and the girl to cover their eyes...when they uncover them a mysterious masked stranger is standing before them.

"Greetings Lady Keras the necromancer."

"Sir Mysterion."

"We're here to see Queen Samoht."

"Yeah...I've gathered that, one small problem though."

Both Mysterion and D-bag looked at her incredulously as her blue eyes observed them particularly the masked knight warily, causing said knight to narrow his eyes at her suspiciously "Something happened. where is she?" Keras sucked her teeth.

"TheElveshaveher."

"Uh...What?"

"The. Elves. Have. Her., Sami had to go to the bathroom then, they grabbed her on the way out."

"They waited until-...Do you know where they took her?!"

"They said something about Mephesto the Alchemist's lair?."The necromancer swallowed hard as Sir Mysterion's eyes darkened dangerously he turned to D-Bag and drag him along as they stepped over Butters "look after him while we're gone." he ordered over his shoulder to Keras who just shrugged jumped down and started poking Butters with her staff.

"Here's the deal new kid, You want the gypsies and I want to know my queen is safe with you." D-bag just blink at him "and to do that, we have to get Sa...I mean milady out of this unharmed. alright?" D-bag stares blankly at Mysterion "Good...Oh, Another thing." he grabs D-bag by the collar "I was NEVER here! Got it. New Kid?" he lets go of D-bag and the two go on their way.

Meanwhile at Kuppa Keep...

The grand Wizard walked out of his tent looking pissed as he scanned the kkk's court yard with a growl Cartman yelled "Where in the FUCK is Princess Kinny?!"