It was a dark and snowy night. Naoki Shima had been bored, so bored, you wouldn't believe it. He had been there together in the room with Jotaro Kujo and Ghost Girl. Normally they could perfectly entertain each other, but not this time. And to make matters worse, it was almost impossible to go to town. It was too snowy, too dark.

"Urgh," said Jotaro, "I wish Dio would attack. At least we'd have something to do."

Ghost Girl agreed, "I agree," she said and started throwing mobile phone at the wall, just to catch it again when it bounced off. "Uuuurgh," she then said as well, because she agreed with Jotaro, "Don't you know anything to do, Naoki-kun?"

Naoki's gaze went down the room, past teddy Bear and a stack of g-strings. Then His eye fell onto a lone empty bottle they had used the evening before.

I know," said Naoki, "How about we play...spin...the...BOTTLE!"

"What a superb idea"

"Oh year!"

Speedwagon and Noriaki Kakyoin also peaked up "Yeaaaah!"

So they all sad down and Naoki took the bottle first. Hilariously, it landed on Kakyoin, but Naoki thought Kakyoin was quite a bit too creepy and really didn't want to kiss the man. He hoped the others might have mistook it for landing on Ghost Girl, but judging the howls of laughter and the rising anticipation in the room, they probably didn't.

"But but don't you all see it really landed on Ghost Girl?"

"Laaawl no, u shuld kiss Kakyoin," said Ghost Girl. The fact that she said it made Naoki feel rejected.

But then, all the sudden... Dio attacked!

Before everyone got themselves ready to go after Dio, there was one thing Naoki wanted to take care of. He had to introduce Jotaro to his parents. (A/N he 's ghey, read my other stories how that happened.) Naoki had been thinking for it for a longtime. His parents were the worst. Uppity, pathetic and homophybic. But Naoki had told them that he finally got engaged and that he would introduce Jotaro to the family before they would make it official (A/N there is geymarriadge in Earth. If you want to know how that happened, read my other stories!)

"Uuuuurgh," Naoki said while fishing

"I can handle it," Jotaro said

"You don't know my parents!" Naoki said.

"I know, but if they created you, then they can't be that bad," Jotaro spoke wisely.

"I knoooooow but it's still...uuuuuurgh."

"We'll just go there and I'll impress them," Jotaro said manly

Then Naoki snugged deeper into Jotaro's arms. He felt safe there. Naoki knew that whatever would happen, Jotaro would protect him.

The day of the dinner had come. Naoki and Jotaro took a stegosaurus to his parents. They came into a dining room and the table had already laid. "Ah, you've finally arrived," Naoki's mom said and she looked at Jotaro, "You're late."

"It wasn't his fault," Jotaro said always as protective of Naoki as he was. "It was the weather."

"Sure... sure..." Mom said and she went back to the kitchen.

"Wow," Naoki said, "she didn't even shake your hand."

"Oh well," Jotaro said manly. Oh gosh, that nonchalant way. Exactly the reason why Naoki had fell in love with the man.

Naoki was busy swooning over his fiancé when his dad came in.

"Boy," dad said and the stared at Jotaro. Jotaro shook his hand politely.

"Ah, you're here too," dad said to Naoki, "Help your mother out, it's time that the men have a conversation."

"Uuuuuurgh," Naoki said and went into the kitchen. He hated how his dad considered him less than a man. Only because he was the 'girl' in the relationship didn't mean he wasn't manly at all! Then Naoki's mother made him do all sorts of annoying useless jobs. After all, as mom said, people like them were inherently used to these sorts of things.

Then dinner came. Naoki was told to take the food in while mom and dad already sat down. Naoki wasn't even allowed to see where Jotaro went off to. Just before he carried in the first plate of food, he felt something weird. Like a cross wire went down his back, tingling all along the way down. Something was off, but Naoki was still too annoyed with his parents! Then Naoki carried in the meal. But no one was there. Instead, at the end of the table, Dio sat!

Dio laughed at him, "My my, that apron looks lovely on you!"

Naoki threw down the meal and flexed his muscles. Oh, he had been waiting for this moment. Not only was Dio going to feel the fullest extend of Naoki's righteous fury, he could also unleash his frustration with his parents! He threw the dish at Dio like a disco. But as it hit his arch-nemesis, it turned out it was a hologram!

"If you want to see your parents again," Dio said, "come to my Palace"

Naoki felt conflicted. On one hand, Naoki hated his parents, on the other, he still needed them for the wedding! Jotaro came in and said: "We should save your parents."

"But uuuuuuurgh," Naoki said.

"No we should. I talked to your dad, and he really does love you."

"Alright. Fine."

Our heroes arrived at the central district.

"How will we find where he is based in this big city?"

"We will never find him."

"Maybe not, look...there!"

Behind them was a massive blimp sign with Dio Corp scribbled upon it in bold. So they found where he was,and entered the cave network... As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.

"Come on" said Naoki.

..and then they went on their way!

"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"

"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"

So they got into the ventilation shaft.

They traveled up to the roof, through the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart. We are here, said Naoki crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on. "So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky

A shuttle craft appeared above them. Dio laughed at them from it, "Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"I could gun you all down from here with my motors, but I would rather do this...personal style." he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop. "Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Naoki removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. "

With that they leaped at each other, metaphorical guns blazing (which were littoral bowie knifes).

"I kill you dead"

Dio head butted Naoki in the chest. Naoki fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Dio. "You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"

"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."

"Well now you will die. Goodbye."

Dio leaned over Naoki holding a large rock.

"Quick Naoki use this!" said Ghost Girl ,chucking a nearby teddy Bear towards Naoki.

Naoki grabbed it and chucked it towards Dio hard, knocking him backwards...off the edge of the tall hut they were on!

"Goodbye, Dio have a nice fall!"

"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."

Jotaro Kujo and Noriaki Kakyoin got out from the bush where they were cuddling. "Thank you, you saved us all." said Kakyoin.

"Don't mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.

The End