Title: A Bit of a Ponder
Author: SnowStormSkies
Universe: Transformers (2007 Movie)
Theme/Topic: Ironhide has a bit of a ponder.
Rating: T – just because of a naughty word
Characters: Ironhide, main. Mentions of others.
Warnings/Spoilers: Just a bit of humour in the first movie, but nothing that's too drastic
Word Count: 281 words (minus ANs)
Time: About four minutes. Practise for NaNo, like the last one.
Summary: Ironhide wondered about a lot of things these days. He thought about things from the past, and then he might indulge in thinking about the things from the future, and to round it all off, he might have a ponder about things from the present.
Dedication: To the graphics team on Transformers 1 & 2 because even though you're not well known, you fucking rocked at the robots stuff.
A/N: NaNo is upon us, again, and I'm doing it for some bizarre reason, unknown to me and known only to my muse. On the plus side, this was done to practice me up for it.
Distribution: No. Not for you. HANDS OFF MY WORK. ASK, AND I MAY CONSIDER. May.
****A Bit of a Ponder****
Ironhide wondered about a lot of things these days. He thought about things from the past, and then he might indulge in thinking about the things from the future, and to round it all off, he might have a ponder about things from the present.
He thought because he was bored. And lonely. And if he was slightly honest, he thought because he really was too old to hoicking out the old cannons if there wasn't a 'Con in the nearby area. Or one of the Twins. Or Ratchet, looking for him to do a check up. But still, most of the time, he felt he was too old. Far too old to be like the young Bee and Sam and go haring off at ninety miles an hour from standing. Most of the time anyway.
Today he was pondering on the mystery of the human world. One mystery in particular; indeed, it had plagued him for a long time. He had thought about it and pondered and then considered it.
He had asked Sam who just looked at him funny. And then he had asked Michaela who had just told him to stop being odd please, and she was trying to make out with her boyfriend, so could he please pick a better time and place? He had tried to ask Sarah but she had just laughed and patted his hood. And Will had just laughed hysterically and told him that it was sweet justice, and he should just learn to forget it.
All that asking and he still hadn't got an answer to his question.
Why does every dog in a thirty mile radius like to piss on him?
Nano warm ups always look crap, but tell me what you think!