This a story about In this feature film based on the hit animated series, Stevie and the fourth graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance and Phillip, and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row - with only the kids left to save them.
Profile:
Name: Stevie Anderson (Full Name: Steven Jonathan Anderson, Jr.)
Age: 10
Hometown: South Park, Colorado
Nationality: American
Ethnicity: African-American and 16th Seminole
Eye Color: Brown
Occupation: Student
Grade: 4th
Religion: Christian
Personality: Hip, Laid-Back, Street-Smart, Athletic and Sometimes Book-Smart
Description of Stevie: An African American Boy who wearing Cornrows, Black and Grey Letterman Jacket with a Letter "S", Black Pants, Black Timberland Boots, Gray Gloves, Leather African Medallion and Black Skull Cap. Stevie born and raised in South Park, he has a father (Johnny Anderson - Age 35), mother (Regina - Age 34), two sisters (Older; Jasmine - Age 14 and Younger; Tiffany -Age 8) and one brother (Oldest; Dwayne - Age 12), and also he has friends in the same age as Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters to hangout the most.
Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS MOVIE-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING MOVIE CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.
Another Disclaimer: I don't own the movie, TV Show and movie characters except Stevie Anderson and his family as a OC character. This Movie and Characters belongs to Comedy Central and Viacom/Paramount.
In the city of South Park, Colorado, USA, as you can see the South Park's mountain range and the sign of South Park. It shows to the front of the Marsh residence house. Stan exits his house and heads towards town. He scoops up some snow and tosses it in the air, then dances as it falls on him. As he passes by TELE'S, various episodes of Terrance and Phillip play on the televisions behind the window. Then he runs into a man carrying a box full of stuff, then moves on.
Stan: (relaxed) There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth, rich and brown! Just
Another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town. (Brisk) The sun is shining and the grass is green under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say "hello,"
Townsman:Get out of my way!
Stan: Even though the temperature's low. It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town.
(Stan crosses the street and reaches Tom's Rhinoplasty, where his mom, Sharon, works as the receptionist. He shows her a movie ad)
Sharon: Well, good morning, Stan!
Stan: Mom can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie?
Stan: Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever. It's a foreign film, from Canada.
Sharon: All right, here you go. But be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks, mom!
(He leaves and walks brightly down the street. She watches him until he reaches Stevie's house, then returns to work)
Sharon: (singing) Oh, what a picture-perfect child! Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild. He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown. What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure. And a mind so open and pure. Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town.
(Stevie's house. Stan walk up and knocks)
Stan: Hey, Stevie!
Stevie: (Opens the door) Yo, Stan. Sup, nigga. (Handshake to Stevie)
Stan: Just chillin', Dude. The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come and see it today?
Stevie: You know it. Hang on for sec. (Yells out his mother) Hey, ma! I'm goin' out to the movie with my friends! I'll be back in the while!
Regina: Okay! Have a good time!
Johnny.: But be back for dinner, son.
Stevie: Alright, Pop! (To Stevie) Hey, let's go get Kenny, bruh.
Stan: Cool.
Regina: (singing) Oh, what a picture-perfect child!
Johnny.: (singing) Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
Tiffany: (singing) He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown.
Jasmine: (singing) What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure.
Dwayne: (singing) And a mind so open and pure.
The Anderson Family: (singing) Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town.
Kenny's house. Stan and Stevie walk up and knocks.
Stan: Dude! Dude, wake up!
Kenny rises and gets dressed.
Stevie Kenny, come on!
Kenny: (tightens his hood) (Coming!)
Stan: Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Stevie: It's gonna be off the hook, dawg.
Kenny: (Yeah, dudes. Come on, let's go.) (they walk away...)
Carol: (appearing at the door) Where do you think you're going?
Kenny: (To the Terrance and Phillip movie.)
Carol: You can't! You have to go to church!
Kenny: (But, Mom, I wanna see this movie!)
Carol: Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: (...Okay!)
Stan, Stevie and Kenny walk away and step over a homeless man on the street. They pass the church they should have gone into for Sunday services.
Stan: (singing) You can see your breath hanging in the air.
Stevie: (rapping) You see homeless people, but you just don't care. It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Kenny: (singing muffled) (Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day and that I'm glad I can say)
Stevie: (singing) That's right! It's Sunday morning (with church choir) in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain town!
Butters' house. Stan, Stevie and Stevie walk up and knocks.
Stevie: (Yelling) Yo, Butters!
Butters opens the window and stick his head on his window.
Butters: Hey, Stevie! Hey, Stan! Hey, Kenny! How's a goin'?
Stan: Hey, Butters. Do you want to see the movie?
Kenny: (The Terrance and Phillip Movie is out today.)
Butters: Okay! Hey, Mom! Dad! I'm going out to the movies with my friends. Can I go please?
Linda: Okay, Butters. But be back before supper. Okay?
Butters: (Leaves the house) Okay.
Stephen: (Stephen comes out) If you not back home by before supper time, you are grounded, young man!
Butters: Okay.
Stephen: Have a good time.
Butters: Okay, Dad! Bye!
Kyle's house while Kyle plays with Ike outside the house.
Ike: Bah bah bababah!
Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby. (kicks Ike through the window, and Ike squeals with delight)
Sheila: Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Baaad baby!
Stan, Stevie, Butters and Kenny reach Kyle's house.
Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie! (shows Kyle the movie ad)
Kyle: Oh my God, dude! (begins to walk away with Stan and Kenny)
Stevie: Hell yeah, nigga! (Handshake to Kyle)
Sheila: Kyle, where are you going?!
Kyle: Uh...We're going ice-skating.
Sheila: Well, take your little brother out with you.
Kyle: Aw, ma. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted.
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
The boys leave, and Sheila goes back in and begins to sing. Near the end of her part she dances across the living room and ends with a high kick as Gerald reads the morning paper.
Sheila: (singing) Look at those frail and fragile boys, it really gets me down. The world is such a rotten place, and city life's a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshuggeneh qui-et moun-tain town! (Ike flies through the other window) Ike! Bad baby! (he hops out and away)
Ike: Tay for a bah.
Cartman watches TV and munches on Cheesy Poofs.
Announcer: This program is brought to you by Snacky S'mores, the creamy fun of s'mores in a delightful cookie crunch. (the doorbell rings)
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door!
Liane: Coming, hon. (passes by in front of him)
Cartman: Ay! Can't see the TV!
Tom Pusslicker: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane: Oh, look, Eric. It's your little friends. (the boys enter)
Butters: Hi, Eric!
Stevie: What up, Cart-man!
Ike: Cartman!
Cartman: What are you guys doing here?! (they show him the movie ad) Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
[All six boys now head for the theater]
The boys: (regal, quickening and singing) Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, 'cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, (slowing) 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!
Cartman: (spoken) Super sweet!
Butters: (falsetto) I love it!
Stevie: (imitating Dr. Dre) Hell, yeah!
The boys: Thank God we live in a quiet little redneck podunk white-trash
Kenny: (Kenny!)
The boys: U! S! A!
End of Chapter One.
A/N: That's the end of Chapter one of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. When Stevie and his friends on their way to the movie theater to see The Terrance and Phillip movie and they're excited to see the movie as well. Well, that's the end of chapter for now and we're looking for to see the next chapter soon. Be sure to read and review this chapter. We're outta of time. Until next time, fans. See ya!