Just a little idea that I had to type up in the middle of class just now. :P Enjoy!
The blog of Dr. John H. Watson
16th March
Can't sleep
Sherlock's gone to Scotland Yard early to see Lestrade about the most recent case. (More on that later.) We've been back in London for some time now, but I still have dreams of being in the animal cage with the red-eyed 'hound' just around the corner (again, more on that later). I think I'll have a word with him when he gets back.
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16 Comments
Red-eyed hound! What's going on! Is this why you haven't been answering my calls?
Harry Watson 16 March 9:14
Yes. Sorry about that, Harry. It's nothing to worry about. We were in Dartmoor for a case—I'm writing up a post for it as we speak. Should be finished in the afternoon.
John Watson 16 March 9:18
Can't wait!
Harry Watson 16 March 9:21
John. How often have I told you that when you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 9:42
That doesn't mean you had the right to *poison me*, Sherlock.
John Watson 16 March 9:45
I did not *poison you*. As it turned out, I was wrong about the hallucinogen being in the sugar, and the fog hardly even *approaches* being deadly to your overall health.
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 9:48
I couldn't MOVE in the laboratory. I was scared out of my wits!
John Watson 16 March 9:50
You know my methods, John. I had to be certain. In fairness to you, the experiment worked out favourably. I was correct about the gas leak.
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 9:52
Right. Oh, one more thing: I need your help with my Holmesian. 'Justifying' one's actions = funny little roundabout way of apologising—Yes/no?
John Watson 16 March 9:55
Ignore me all you want, Sherlock. Yes, I know your methods. That doesn't mean I'll always want to humour them.
John Watson 16 March 10:13
And yet here you still are . . .
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 10:16
Quite improbable! I know.
John Watson 16 March 10:19
I'm thankful for it.
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 10:26
. . . I'm going to ace this Holmesian exam.
John Watson 16 March 10:37
Very funny, John. I am on my way home soon.
Sherlock Holmes 16 March 10:40
We're out of sugar.
John Watson 16 March 10:42