Disclaimer: I'm not a songwriter, so this might be weird. I don't own Night At the Museum, though I wish I did. Inspired by The Twelve Days of Wizarding Christmas by Gred and Forge, on YouTube.
The 12 Days of NATM Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, the Pharoah gave to me, the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the second day of Christmas, Dexter gave to me, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the third day of Christmas, Rexy gave to me, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Sacagawea gave to me, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Jedediah gave to me, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the sixth day of Christmas. Cecil gave to me, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the seventh day of Christmas, McPhee gave to me, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Moai gave to me, eight balls of gum, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Teddy gave to me, nine inspiring speeches, eight balls of gum, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Neanderthals gave to me, ten fire extinguishers, nine inspiring speeches, eight balls of gum, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Octavius gave to me, eleven Roman togas, ten fire extinguishers, nine inspiring speeches, eight balls of gum, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Attila gave to me, twelve ancient swords, eleven Roman togas, ten fire extinguishers, nine inspiring speeches, eight balls of gum, seven nightguard outfits, six large stagecoaches, five mini cowboy hats, four paper maps, three giant bones, two stolen keys and the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
Thoughts/comments/reviews are appreciated if you have a few minutes. I hope you enjoyed the Twelve days of NATM Christmas.