Harry Potter, the boy who lived, is hideous. He had been since he was a baby, it was a side affect of the killing curse he survived. He had a scar on his forehead and it was ugly. It was a deep puckered scar with a large crater, to add to that his nose was monstrous. His nose was very large and Harry hated it. He was made fun of because of his ugly face. He is called scoop or pothead because of his scar. Every day, Harry went home and cried in his cupboard, large amounts of snot dripping out of his large and wide nostrils.

One day, while Harry was outside in the garden - his relatives didn't want to see his ugly face- he saw an owl with a letter in its claws. Harry walked up to the owl and he felt a sneeze coming up and tried to get away from the owl, but it was to late, snot covered the owl. Th owl just sat there, eyes wide and obviously scared. Somehow though, the snot missed the letter, so Harry just chuckled nervously and took the letter.

"Sorry, Mr.Owl", Harry said weakly and walked away.

While reading the letter, he realized it was for a magic school called Hogwarts. Since Harry was naive and stupid he believed it. He grabbed a large leaf and wrote with snot that covered the owl. He rolled it up and gave it to the owl, who was glaring daggers at Harry. As the owl was flying away, he heard aunt Petunia call him into the house. Harry sighed and walked toward the house.

A day later, there was a knock on the door.

"Get the door, freak!" Harry heard his uncle call from the living room, where he was watching television. Harry went to the door and opened it. He heard a gasp immediately after he opened the door and looked up at a large man with a Long brown beard.

"Merlin, yer hideous", the strange man exclaimed. Harry frowned hurt at the words.

The man went on to introduce himself as Hagrid.

"Sorry about what I said about yer face" Hagrid apologized. Harry nodded in forgiveness, though he was still hurt. Harry was then introduced to the magic world to the dismay of Harry's relatives.

Days later

Harry got his wand, it was a beautiful wooden stick and Harry loved it. Though he found it to be annoying to hold, so he figured out a way to use his wand without holding it. His nose was large enough to fit his wand into. He stuffed his wand in there and with a twitch of the nose a spell was cast. With realization of magic, Harry vowed to find a way to fix his nose to the original size.

Years later

Harry went through a lot in his years a Hogwarts, but he was able to get past the friendless lonely nights and the battles against the dark lord, Voldemort. After the final battle, Harry was able to finally find a friend. Her name was Hermione, she was the smartest kid at Hogwarts and he was happy to have a friend like her at last. So when he finally found a spell for making his nose small again, he was happy to let her be there with him, and with the words " Faceless Repairis"...

Harrys wand shot to the back of his neck and severed his spine, killing him instantly. Hermione screamed so loud the broke into a million pieces, all the animals in a 2 Mile radius bursted into guts and gore. That is the short and ugly life of Harry Potter.