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Chris: What's up everyone? Welcome to the Total Drama Action edition of-
(Anne Robinson arrives)
Anne: What are you doing? This is my show.
Chris: Oh. Right. I forgot. (Laughs silly) See ya.
(Chris McClean leaves)
Anne: What an idiot. (Ahem) Welcome to the Total Drama Action edition of The Weakest Link. Let's meet the team.
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Beth: HI HI! I'm Beth, and i'm a cheerleader. RAH RAH!
Anne: Be quiet.
Beth: Sorry ma'am
Bridgette: Hey guys. I'm Bridgette, and i am a smooth surfer-girl.
Heckler: BORING!
Courtney: Hey everyone. I'm Courtney, and i was the villian of Total Drama Action.
Anne: No you're not.
Courtney: I heard that!
DJ: I'm DJ, and... oh who am i kidding. I'm a coward. There, i said it.
Duncan: The names Duncan. You got a problem with that?
Geoff: Yee-haw! I'm Geoff, and i'm a real life australian cowboy!
Gwen: (Sighs) I'm Gwen, and i wanna get outta here quick. I am so bored.
Harold: Hey, i'm Harold. I'm going to take out all of the campers, except Leshawna, out of the game.
Courtney: I'm gunning for you for taking me out on Total Drama Island.
Harold: Get over it.
Heather: My name is Heather, and like Harold said, i'm taking out all of the useless campers out of this game, like Duncan for instance.
Duncan: Don't start things with me.
Izzy: I'M CRAZY IZZY! AY AY AY AY AY!
Anne: Oh shut up.
Justin: I'm Justin, and unlike Courtney, i'm a real villian of Total Drama Action.
Courtney: (Growls)
Leshawna: Hey y'all. Leshawna is in the house. And if anyone tries to take out my boy Harold, you better watch yo ***.
Harold: You tell 'em.
Lindsay: (Giggles) Hi. I'm Lindsay, and i just want to wish everyone a good luck.
Owen: WOO HOO! I'M OWEN! Where is the food? I heard this place has free food.
Anne: It's until the game is over, fatso.
Owen: ...i knew that.
Trent: What's up? I'm Trent, and hopefully, me and Gwen will make it to the final 2.
Gwen: That is what i like to hear.
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Anne: Well since you are all campers, there will be a change of rules. Whoever gets the question right will add 100 dollars in the pot. The winner will walk away with the money, and the rest will leave with nothing.
Gwen: How will the winner be decided?
Anne: Round by round, each of you will vote on who you think is the Weakest Link.
Lindsay: Like, that doesn't sound to hard.
Duncan: Pfft. You'll probably be voted out on the first round anyways.
Anne: ENOUGH! Now then we'll start with the player in the first position. That's you Beth.
Beth: YAY!
Anne: Now then, any questions before we begin?
Owen: Can we have the free food first?
Anne: NO!
Lindsay: Are we going to be asked easy questions?
Anne: Sometimes, maybe i'll give you some easy ones, since you are a blonde.
Bridgette: Does that make me dumb too?
Anne: Oh dont get into that. Now then, lets play... THE WEAKEST LINK!
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Anne: Beth, are you really a cheerleader?
Beth: I sure am.
Anne: Frankly, that was correct.
Heather: Beth... is a... cheerleader? BUT HOW?!
Anne: None of your business. Bridgette, what kind of stereotype do you have?
Bridgette: Well, i am carefree.
Anne: Incorrect. It saids here that you dont have a stereotype, you are actually boring.
Bridgette: (Angry) Don't talk to me like that!
Anne: Courtney, who was the villian of Total Drama Action?
Courtney: (Smirks) Me, of course.
Anne: Wrong! The answer was Justin.
Justin: Told ya.
Courtney: (Shocked) No fair! I'm the real villian.
Anne: In your dreams. DJ, what is your biggest fear?
DJ: Well... i am afraid of Barney the dinosaur.
(The whole audience laugh)
Anne: QQQQQQQUUUUUUIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
(The audience was silent)
Anne: ...(ahem) Thst is correct. Duncan, do you want to break up with Courtney?
Duncan: Hell yeah.
Courtney: (Shocked) But why?
Duncan: Cuz i hate you.
Courtney: (Cries)
Anne: No shocker at all. Geoff, how many times did you kissed Bridgette?
Geoff: Gee, i don't know. Kinda hard to count.
Anne: Oh i'll just skip you for now. Gwen, why are you so emo?
Gwen: I never spend time with my family and friends alot.
Trent: She actually spent alot of time with me instead.
Gwen: True that.
Anne: Correct. Harold, what does everyone remind you of?
Harold: Napolean Dynomite?
Anne: Correct.
Duncan: Big deal, that one was easy.
Harold: Yours was the easiest, toilet-head.
Duncan: (Angry) What did you just call me?
Anne: Enough! Heather, true or false. You were the villian on Total Drama Island.
Heather: Totally true.
Anne: And totally correct.
Courtney: (Mumbles) I wish i was one.
Anne: Izzy, are you a dumb***?
Izzy: No, i'm not a dumb***. I'm just a psycho! MWAHAHA!
Anne: Incorrect.
Izzy: (Groans)
Anne: Justin, what is the fifth planet from the sun?
Justin: Well if i was a planet, i will be the closest one to the sun. Anyways, the answer is Jupiter.
Anne: I love the way you talk. Anyways, Leshawna, did you and Harold get back together again?
Leshawna: We sure did.
Harold: Yeah.
Anne: Okay, i'll count that as a correct answer. Lindsay, this is an easy one for you. What is 1 plus 1?
Lindsay: Uh... 5?
Anne: OH MY GOD! THE ANSWER WAS 2!
Lindsay: I knew that.
Anne: Then why didn't you say it?!
Lindsay: I was too nervous.
Anne: (Groans) Owen, what did you eat today?
Owen: I ate pizza, chocolate, pancakes, a box of cereal, ma-
Anne: I think i've heard enough. Trent, what is your lucky number?
Trent: (Smiles) NINE!!!
Anne: ...err, right. Well that is the end of round one, and you have all banked 1000 dollars in the pot.
Owen: Sweet! I can buy a Wii system with that kind of money. Maybe two.
Anne: Although, one of you won't be getting that money. It is time to vote off, the weakest link.
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Weird Announcer Dude: The strongest link in this round is Justin, because he is so super hot. I mean WOW! Didn't you see him with his shirt off? The weakest link naturally is Courtney, because she wishes she was the villian. But how will the votes go?
Anne: Voting over. Time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
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Beth: Duncan.
Bridgette: Duncan.
Courtney: Harold, cause he kicked me out of-
Anne: WE KNOW!
DJ: Barney the dinosaur.
Duncan: Harold. He called me a toilet-head.
Geoff: I voted for Duncan.
Gwen: Heather.
Harold: I voted for toilet-head.
Duncan: THAT'S IT!
(Duncan tries to get Harold, but was blocked by security. He sighed stupidly and went back in his podium)
Heather: Courtney.
Izzy: Anne Robinson.
Anne: (Coughs) Dumb***.
Justin: Courtney.
Leshawna: Duncan.
Lindsay: Duncan.
Owen: Sorry Duncan, i have to vote for you.
Trent: I voted for Duncan as well.
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Anne: Leshawna, why Duncan?
Leshawna: Well he has no life, and he always picks on my man.
Duncan: (Angry) It was funny!
Anne: Beth, why Duncan?
Duncan: He's too mean.
Anne: Well i am not surprised at all. Courtney was the weakest link, but Duncan was too.
Duncan: And how?
Anne: That is none of your business. With 7 votes, Duncan, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
(Sad music plays)
Duncan: Fine! You all suck!
(Duncan leaves)
(Outside the studio)
Duncan: I hate those campers! I hate every single camper in this game! There are rules here, they say no violence. But wait until after the show!
(Back at the studio)
Anne: 14 remain, but only one will win. Find out who when we return too, the weakest link.
Owen: Can i have the free food now?
Anne: NO!