Bella and the Unicorn!!!
Chapter 1 B/N: more yay!!! Third Person POV (A/N W'EVER)It was Thursday, and Bella had to go to work at Newton's. As Bella entered, she was shocked to see Mike standing there, with his head glowing purple.
"Ummmm…Mike? What's up with your head? It's kinda…purple!" asked a confuzzled Bella.
"Bella!! Guess What!!! I WUV YOU!!!" Screamed Mike.
"Yeah, I already knew that." Bella replied, slowly reaching for the phone to call the nearest mental hospital. "But Mike, you should know I already HAVE a boyfriend who could kill you if he heard that!!!"
And of course, being a vampire (A/N I'm jealous) (B/N: Me too) and being able to hear things REALLY WELL, Edward came and took Mike, deposited him in the nearest dumpster, and took Bella back to his house for another "Slumber Party" with Alice.
(Virtual glares from Bella)
"Hey, Edward?"
"Yes my darling wife to be??"
(Glare from Bella)
"Why was Mike's hair, well, actually his whole head, glowing purple just now?"
"You didn't know?" Asked a bewildered Edward. "I'll tell you later…" he said as they reached the Cullens' house.
"NOOO!!!" Bella screamed as she was dragged off by Alice. "EDWARD!!!!! If you don't tell me this second I will tell Rose to take your car keys and you will ride to school in my SLOWWWW car from now until we graduate!!!!!!" yelled Bella as she was unwillingly dragged away.
"Silly Bella, let's go shopping!!" was the reply from Alice.
"NOOO!!!"
B/N: yay! Ok, it was kinda short, but w'ever. REVIEW!!!!!!! A/N How would you know, you actually have nothing to do with this one!! But my BFFL SilverwingNyaCatLady Did!! YAY!!! A/N #2 …what a/n said. REVIEW!!!!