Hey guys! So, this is my first fic (published, at least), featuring a bunch of drabbles of our favorite Afriends. Done for the Traught Takeover.

Edit: My writing style is completely different here than in my other stories, and I have no idea why. I guess when I write humor I just transform. (Does that make me a transformer? YES PLEASE.)

Enjoy!

Recognized: Robin, b-zero-one; said the distant voice.

The boy entered the 'living room' with a usual smirk on his face. It was darker than usual, like it always was when they were watching movies. Robin cursed under his breath for wearing the sunglasses.

"What are you watching?"

"Twilight," Megan said with a huge grin on her face. "I've wanted to see it since it came out!"

Robin stared at them: Conner yawned and threw a glance at the clock; Kaldur was merely paying attention; but Wally was absolutely lost in the movie.

"And you agreed to this… willingly?" He whispered.

"Shh! This is the best part," the redhead brushed him off. "Besides, I'd do anything for Megan," he added with a mischievous smile.

The raven head shook his head and backed off. He looked around. "Where's Artemis?"

"She's in the kitchen," Conner replied in a bored tone.

"Shh!" Megan waved her arms in annoyance.

He threw one quick glance at his team, then shrugged and walked to the kitchen. It was even darker in there, but he didn't dare touch the light switch. The only light guiding him was the weak light of the TV. Once again he cursed his sunglasses.

"Artemis?" He called quietly.

"Down here."

Her voice was muffled, but he had no problem finding her behind counter. She was sitting on the floor leaning her back against the wood, with a tub of ice cream between her knees and a giant spoon in her hand. Robin slid down and sat next to her.

She opened the drawer that was above them and with a quick move handed him a spoon.

"Um… thanks?" He muttered. "Why are you in here? Don't you want to see Robert Pattinson without a shirt?" A smirk was inevitable.

She grunted. "That movie is worse than," she paused to take another spoonful of ice cream, "Twfo tfousand twfelfe."

Robin chuckled. The blonde handed him the can which he gracefully accepted. They sat there in silence for a few moments. He passed her the ice cream after taking two full spoons of it.

"Seems like you haven't eaten ice cream in a while," she raised an eyebrow.

"Batman doesn't want me eating junk," he shrugged.

"Just like he doesn't want you to take off those sunglasses even when we watch a movie?"

"No, Bella, it's a trap!" Wally shouted at the TV.

Two ice cream eaters exchanged a glance before bursting into laughter. They were trying to hold it back but it only caused them to become hysterical. Artemis bit her knuckle, tears streaming down her face. Robin hid his head in her blond hair trying to muffle his laughter as much as he could, but it only made Artemis slide down to the floor completely. It wasn't even that funny – but it was each other's reaction that caused the hysteria.

Finally they calmed down and silence filled the room, with an occasional chuckle filling their ears.

"Do you think SB heard us?"

"Everyone heard us."

"This ice cream's completely melted," she frowned. He snatched it from her and took another spoon. She watched him eat it lustfully. "Wally knows who you are, doesn't he?" She said out of the blue.

The spoon stood in mid-air. He formed a frown and put it down slowly. She raised her hands in surrender.

"I didn't mean-"

"He knows."

"Oh."

Artemis couldn't figure out if he was mad at her or himself. Either way, he just stared in front of him. Damn sunglasses, she thought. After another moment of silence, he sighed and with a swift move took them off.

Playful blue eyes found astonished grey ones. The corners of his mouth moved upwards almost unnoticeably.

"And now you will know too."

"But… what about Batman?"

He waved his hand. "He'll just have to deal with the fact I now have two best friends."

"Hold on." She stood up, stumbling as if she were drunk. Another chuckle from the boy. She threw a quick glare at him before leaning over the counter. She slid back down as her lips formed a conspiratorial smile. "We're clear. Wally's trying to put his arm around Megan, you know, like in the movies. Conner and Kaldur are gone."

He smirked. "Dick Grayson. Nice to meet you."

The blond sat there completely relaxed, staring in front of herself. A wide smile lit up her face when she looked at him. "Man, you must be a bully magnet at school."

He let out a little laugh. "Trust me, I've heard all the jokes."

"Oh yeah? Which one was the best?"

He closed his eyes trying to think. When he opened them there was a certain glint in his eyes. "Tell me!" She hit him playfully in his shoulder.

"Well, on our first class together I approached this girl, and well, you know me-"

"Unfortunately."

"I made a comment about her hair, I think? Anyway, I say 'I'm Dick.' She narrows her eyes. 'You know, when I tell people my name, they say: Oh, but you don't look like a Barbara to me. But you, Dick…' Ironically, she's one of my best friends now," he grinned.

They exchanged a glance,

"What is it with you guys?!" The light suddenly filled the room, hurting their eyes. "The movie's almost-" Wally cut off, trying to take in the scene in front of him.

They were rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically, both holding their stomachs. Artemis kept hitting the floor with her fist, trying to catch her breath. "She… called… you… ahahaha!" Her hair was all messed up, and Wally could swear he saw Dick's sunglasses tangled in it.

"Hyenas," the redhead grunted and turned the lights off.

Well, that's the first prompt! I wrote it in, like, an hour, so... Yeah. I hope you liked it! Criticism is appreciated, I want to improve.

Note: I don't know if they can actually turn the lights off. And I don't know how talking with mouth full of ice cream is done either. So, ignore the f's.

Oh. And I really hated Twilight.

Thanks for reading! R&R?

~TrappedArtist