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Delta
Kumo Survivor's First Law
A ninja village should never truly and wholly piss off Uzumaki Naruto.
Why?
Because…
He will launch a Kage Bunshin over said village.
Said Bunshin will use Taju Kage Bunshin no jutsu and thus blacken the skies with vengeful Narutos.
All of these new Bunshin will then proceed to rain all manner of things pointy and destructive (kunai, shuriken, explosive notes, etc) down upon the offending village as they fall.
Then as said the Bunshin reach the ground they will all perform Bunshin Daibakuha after performing at least one highly destructive ninjutsu.
End result?
A lot of damage caused in the space of one to two minutes that will take months to repair, a body count in the higher triple digits, and other such daunting statistics.
-Thoughts of a Kumo survivor after the second failed attempt to kidnap Hyuuga Hinata