Title: help my penis is stuck

Summary: An alternative version of Help! What if Ringo hadn't got his finger stuck in a ring but... His penis... In a cock ring.

Pairings: Ringo x penis

"What's that you got there Ringo?" George asked. Ringo and George were getting changed when George noticed his short friend was fiddling with something.

"It's a ring. Some eastern bird gave it to me", replied Ringo, showing George the jewelry. The ring, however was not on Ringo's finger; but on his penis.

"A cock ring?" Asked George

"Yeah"

At that moment, John walked in to see a half naked Ringo with a cock ring around his manhood with George standing beside him.

"Kinky", John smirked

"For fuck's sake Ringo, take it off", George groaned, blushing as he walked to the door.

Ringo went to remove the accessory but it was stuck. "Hey!" He called George back. "It's not coming off"

"You're dick ain't that big", George said

"Got that right!" They heard john shout from down the hall.

"Seriously George, it's stuck!" Ringo groaned yanking at his penis.

George sighed at grabbed the ring with both hands and started pulling. Ringo was right- it was completely stuck.

"Wow, I thought it was just John and me", a voice came from the door. George let go of Ringo's dick to see Paul leaning on the doorframe.

"Fuck sake", George shouted, slamming the door in Paul's face.