Hi! I'm COOKIE MONSTER. This is my first story so it might be horrible. But I'm trying! No flames preferably but if it's bad then flames with CONSTRUCTIVE hatred would be helpful!
Disclaimer: If you think I wrote the original books… Why are you reading this fanfic? OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RICK RIORDAN WROTE IT. Duh. If you didn't know that I wonder why you are reading this because FANFIC is for FANS
Ah, camp. Lady Artemis sent me to camp again. Like a mom. If your mom is the goddess of the hunt who is immortal and hates boys and has you kill monsters for her while she turns peeping toms to antelopes. Just exactly like a wonderful mother. Not that I would know, I never had a real one. WOAH THALS, why did you start thinking such depressing thoughts? It's CAMP! Your favorite place in the whole entire world! Put in your music in *Basket Case by Green Day* and pull yourself up by your combat boot straps!
I look over half-blood hill and see camp almost exactly the same as it was last summer. Though 100% more campers made a difference, it still feels exactly the same to me. I sighed and went to see Annabeth, my best friend. She was like a little sister to me, but now she's older than me. Weird I know. I knew where she would be though, either in her cabin with architecture volumes and graph paper trying to make Olympus beautiful again or on the lake with her boyfriend Percy. He's probably been monopolizing all of her time. Ha! SO glad that'll never be me. I strutted down the hill and watched with pleasure as little first year campers looked at me with awe. It's not my fault! I'm an imposing sight. I sauntered into the Athena cabin and walked over to the only occupied bunk. Sleeping was a little girl with blonde hair. She woke up at the noise and yawned, reminding me of a young Annabeth.
"Excuse me? Umm… who are you and why are you in our cabin" the little girl asked shyly.
"I'm Thalia, and I'm looking for Annabeth, your head counselor." I said in a soothing voice. Hey, don't look at me like that! I can be soothing!
"The little girl choked on what looked like her spit. "Thalia? THE Thalia? Omigosh you were a tree! I mean um… I'm sorry I have ADHD so I blurt stuff out."
"It's fine. So do I, but can you tell me where Annabeth is?" I asked, trying to keep from either laughing at the girl who thought I was a tree nymph, or letting ice creep into my voice.
" Annabeth is with Percy in his cabin, probably" said the camper.
I rushed out the door and stomped my way over to the Poseidon cabin, where I was planning on rudely interrupting whatever lovey dovey thing they were doing in a dramatic fashion then taking all of Annabeth's attention for myself. It seems selfish but Percy has her the rest of the time. She's my friend too. I closed my eyes and imagined what their reactions would be when I crashed into something. I opened my eyes and saw sprawled on the floor the annoyed looking face of a kid who looked my age. Probably a new camper or something. I offered him a help up when he turned his eyes to me. His dark brown eyes were so familiar… I swear I knew them. But whatever. I helped him up and he shot an accusatory glare at me. Ha! Glare at Thalia Grace? I always win staring contests. My gaze is electrified. Literally. He stiffened when I looked back at him. Stupid boys. Don't they ever learn that girls always win? The guy turned around and walked away in a way that was mysteriously emo, and moody. How can your walk be moody? That kid has some skill. He was 10 yards away when I realize who that was, I burst into laughter! He turned around and raised an emo eyebrow. I was too busy laughing to care. 30 seconds later I managed to choke out "Nico DiAngelo?"
I know. First chapter already sucks. PLEASE REVIEW! I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE! JUST REVIEW! Or do anything to show your support. But reviews make us all so happy!
-COOKIEMONSTER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND GREENDAY AND CHEESE FRIES AND MARK OF ATHENA.