Disclaimer: Still don't own nothing. Also, I'm working on Chap. 3 of Total Drama Up, I had technical difficulties for a while. And don't think that I gave up on Total Drama Vampire, I'm working on that, too. And maybe I'll get started on My TDI-Final Destination soon, also.

Total Drama Bloopers!

(Takes place right after Duncan and Courtney get their antlers stuck together)

Courtney: Great Duncan, NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Duncan: (thinking) Don't get a boner... don't get a boner...

Courtney: OW! Something just poked me!

Duncan: Crap.


(takes place during Bridgette's 'puke-fest' in the talent show, right after she slips in the puke and falls off the stage)

Geoff: Hang On, Bridge, I got you!

(slips in a puddle of puke)

Geoff: WOOOAHH! (falls down on his back)

(Bridgette lands on top of him and their lips interlock)

Bridgette: (pukes again, with their lips still together)

(pretty much everyone else starts to puke)

Chris: This is gonna shoot ratings through the roof!


(During 'Camp Castaways')

Owen: Oh, MR. Banana, you're the only friend that I have on this desert Island!

(eats him)


(During 'Camp Castaways')

Owen: Oh, Mr. Anchovy, you're the only friend that I have on this desert island!

(eats him)


(During 'Camp Castaways')

Owen: Oh, Mr. Coconut, you're the only friend that I have on this desert island!

(tries to eat him, but his teeth shatter)

Owen: That'll do, Coconut. That'll do.


(During 'Hook, Line and Screamer' when they're watching the movie)

Duncan: Oh, this is awesome!

(it suddenly changes)

Movie: We now return to, "My Little Pony's escape to Butterfield".

Duncan: What the heck IS THIS?

(CONFESSION CAM)

Chef: Woops. Chef musta taped over that.


(During 'Haut Camp-ture')

Lindsay: Are You Tyler?

Bunny: (deep, male voice) Uh...Sure!

Lindsay: Yay! (starts to make out)


All right, I gotta get to school, so sorry about that last one being rushed. There will be more bloopers to come! So R&R please!