This... this is what happens when my childhood cartoon show and my newly favorite video game come together in my mind, an Ed Edd n Eddy/Dragon Age crossover! Even if you'd never actually played Dragon Age, I think you should still read this, it's going to be adventurous for sure! Enough of my talking, let's get to the story!

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Dragon Age: Edrigins

Chapter 1: Change In Gameplay

You are a Grey Warden, one of the last of a legendary order of guardians. With the return of an ancient foe and the kingdom engulfed in civil war, you have been chosen by fate to unite the shattered lands and slay an archdemon once and for all. Start your adventure by picking your race as a Human, Elf, or Dwarf, then your class as a Warrior, Mage, or Rogue. Then after that, it is all up to you. The choices you make guide the path you take through the Ninth Age: The Dragon Age.

Edd sighed as he looked inside the instruction booklet of the video game Dragon Age: Origins, not sure of what to think about it yet. He turned on his Xbox 360, signed into his account, took the disc out of the case, and slid it into the console. He sighed again as he waited for the menu screen to appear. Curse peer pressure. He thought to himself.

Edd could not believe he was about to try this video game. He didn't even know this game existed until Ed started playing it. From what Ed said, he couldn't stop playing it because it was so awesome. He even liked the game so much that he told everyone he knew about it. He told Eddy, Nazz, Jonny, he told his other friends in and out of town about it and all of them started playing it and they enjoyed it as well; he was even somehow able to get Kevin and Rolf to play it and they too enjoyed it! Edd was the last one to get on the video game bandwagon due to his feelings about M-rated video games… which this game was rated. He wondered how everyone was able to even play the game since all of them were underage and were not mature enough for an M-rated game. Then again, teenagers didn't really care what the rating of a game or movie was.

The main menu screen finally appeared and Edd hit New Game to start. After the introduction, which spoke about the history of the Grey Wardens and their fighting in Ferelden, it got to the character customization page. Here Edd could create his character he wanted in the game. He could pick his gender of course, and after that came what race he wanted to be; the choices were Human, Elf, or Dwarf. Next was the class, with the choices being Warrior, Mage, or Rogue, which could use archery and duel weapons. After that was the origin, or the beginning of your character's journey. Here there were six choices and they were Human Noble Origin, City Elf Origin, Dalish Elf Origin, Mage Origin, Dwarf Commoner Origin, and Dwarf Noble Origin.

Edd had a bit of a problem already… he couldn't decide what his character should be. He grabbed his cell phone off the living room table and dialed Ed's number. After two rings he answered.

"Hello?"

"Ed, it's Double D." Edd replied.

"Hi Double D!" Ed exclaimed, causing Edd to turn down the volume on his phone. "Are you playing Dragon Age now? Are you? Are you?"

"Yes Ed, I'm just now starting." Edd answered.

"Hooray!" Ed cheered.

Another voice was then heard on the other side, "What's that cheering about, Lumpy?"

"Double D is finally starting Dragon Age!" Ed said happily.

"Sweet! About time, Sockhead!" Eddy said.

"I just have one question right now though." Edd said. "I'm just now creating my character. Got any suggestions for me?"

"Well I'm an Elf Warrior and I started on the Dalish Elf Origin!" Ed said proudly.

"And I'm a Dwarf Rogue and I started on the Dwarf Noble Origin." Eddy said. "So if you want to be different from us, you can be a Human Mage if you want."

Edd kept the boys on hold on the phone as he went ahead and made himself a Human and chose Mage as his class. However when he checked on the origins, there was only one available for a Human Mage and that was the Mage Origin, so he selected that. When all that was chosen, he could now customize his character. He tried to make his character look almost like him; slightly long black hair put in a ponytail, blue eyes, light skin, all that stuff. Too bad he couldn't change the color of his Mage robe.

Everything was all set, he now just needed to think of a name. "Hey, any suggestions for a name?"

"I chose my name to be Elgar, which means "Spirit" in the Elven language. My full name is Elgar Mahariel." Ed said.

"My name is Brimly, because I couldn't find a Dwarf name that started with an E and this sounds cool. Brimly Aeducan." Eddy said.

Edd thought for a minute, then decided that since he was a human and didn't really want a fancy name, he just stuck with Eddward. His full name was Eddward Amell, good sound to it.

He was all set now, so he selected Quick Play and the game began.

By sunset, Edd was still playing. Dragon Age grew quickly on him and he found it fascinating. The graphics seemed realistic, you could choose the dialogue your character said, and you were in almost full control of your character. He was able to fight dangerous creatures and learn to use magic spells for his attacks. He almost didn't want to stop.

But now it was getting late and he needed to get some sleep for school tomorrow. So he saved his game, turned off the Xbox and TV, and went upstairs to his room to go to sleep.

"Wha-? Where am I?"

The three Eds opened their eyes and they were standing in an empty field, it looked like a Dragon Age landscape.

Strange. Edd thought. This looks just like- He then looked at himself and noticed… he had on a Mage robe and his hat was gone and had long black hair tied in a ponytail. He also realized he was holding a Mage staff. Was he… Eddward Amell?

"Hey Double D! Is that you?" A voice called from beside him. Standing there was an Elf and a Dwarf. The Dwarf had very few short black hairs on his head and was holding a crossbow and had on Dwarf clothing while the Elf had one eyebrow, had really short red hair, and was holding a sword and had on Warrior armor.

"Ed? Eddy?" Edd asked.

"Double D! It's you!" Ed smiled. He looked at himself, "Cool! I'm Elgar right now!"

"Are we dreaming this? This is kind of creepy." Eddy said.

Suddenly, the Eds were swept down by a huge gust of wind. Flying above them was a huge red dragon and it landed in front of them. The Eds got back to their feet and got their weapons ready to fight, but then the dragon suddenly wasn't a dragon after a few seconds. It turned into a woman with white hair, gold eyes, and was wearing some sort of red-purplish dress-like thing.

"Who is she?" Edd asked.

"That's Flemeth! The Witch of the Wilds!" Ed exclaimed. "But wait, she doesn't appear this way until Dragon Age II."

"How do you know that?" Eddy asked. "You haven't played the sequel yet."

"Internet." Ed said.

"You are correct, young Elven Warrior." Flemeth spoke.

"Why do you come to us?" Edd asked.

"I have a special proposition for the three of you." Flemeth said. "Are you interested?"

"What proposition are you talking about, lady?" Eddy asked.

"If you accept this, you three will be brought forth to travel through the continent of Thedas to gather allies, defeat darkspawn, and face the Archdemon. You will be on a journey to not only save Ferelden, but also the entire continent. Are you willing to put your lives on the line to save the world?" Flemeth asked.

The Eds looked at each other. How were they going to respond? It was just a dream, so what was going to happen?

"What do you say, boys?" Eddy asked.

"I want to do it!" Ed jumped excitedly. "I want to save the world!"

Eddy shrugged and answered, "Why not? I'm in!"

Edd looked at his friends and shrugged as well. How serious can this be? It was only a dream. "Very well, we accept the adventure."

Flemeth chuckled lightly and responded, "Excellent. Rest young heroes, for the next time you get onto the game, your heroic adventure shall begin." Then Flemeth turned back into a dragon and flew above them and off into the distance. All of a suddenly, a bright light engulfed the Eds…

…and that's when at the same time, the three of them awoke.

They laid in their beds, eyes wide. What just happened? Was that it? That was the dream? Where was the adventure? They were confused on why that was it. But they then decided to shrug it off and go back to sleep. They however were unaware of the events that were about to unfold the next day.

The dismissal bell rang at Peach Creek High School and the kids scrambled out of their classrooms and to their lockers before heading out the school doors. The Eds met up together outside the school.

"Well gentlemen, shall we head home?" Edd asked.

"I'm going home and playing some more Dragon Age!" Ed cheered.

"Actually so am I." Eddy smiled and agreed.

"Remember you two, you have homework to do first." Edd laughed slightly, even though inside he wanted to play the game more too.

The three friends went their separate ways to their homes. Edd unlocked his house with the key and walked in. Of course his mother and father weren't home yet, so he went ahead and was about to go up to his room. As he approached the stairs, he stopped in the living room, looking at his Xbox 360. He looked down at the controller, and he suddenly had an urge to drop his backpack, walk over there, turn on the console, and play.

Don't let temptation get to you, Eddward. Edd said to himself. You can play after you're finished with homework. Edd proceeded upstairs to his room and started on homework.

Minutes later, Edd finished up his homework and he could not wait to get his hands on that controller and play more Dragon Age. He found it weird though, he's never had this sudden urge to play a video game before. Anyway, he got in front of his television and turned it on before grabbing his controller and turning the Xbox on.

But when he selected to play the game, that's when something strange happened. The screen went completely white. It stayed that way for a few seconds before a blood-red shape of a dragon filled the screen. Seconds later, white words faded within the shape reading…

Greetings, young Mage. You accepted the adventure offer, and now… it shall begin.

Upon reading those words, Edd lifted up his hand and went to touch the screen. But all of a sudden, a bright light came out of the television and sucked him in! Edd screamed as he was mysteriously pulled in by this force. When the light faded away, Edd was gone, but the dragon shape was back on the screen.

Inside two other houses in the cul-de-sac, the exact same thing happened to Ed and Eddy.

Well... if any of my readers want to know why I'm taking so long on updating on my other stories... this is why. I've been playing Dragon Age too much and I came up with this story!

Anyway, this story will have all three Eds involved and not just Edd. All three will be the main focus. And for those of you that played the game before, there will be some blood in this story.

Hope you enjoy and I hope to update soon!