"So we got our suspect, but he got a lawyer and with that we can't get more info." Calleigh said.

"Of course Sherlock. You just solved our case." Ryan scowled.

"What's your problem?" Calleigh asked.

"You know what his problem is." Eric said.

"Well, I'm not an official CSI, but could I throw an idea out into the field?" Maxine asked, randomly appearing to collect her samples.

"Try me." Calleigh said. "We've been through everything."

"One of us goes undercover as a hooker, attempting to become of the girls that works for the pimp-" Maxine said.

"And another one of us goes as a the prostitute's client. Problem solved. I guess." Eric said.

"Well that's easy!" Calleigh exclaimed as an over excited game contestant. "Ryan and Natalia would be perfect for this job!"

Maxine's pencil fell out of her mouth. Ryan and Natalia zoomed in on Calleigh.

"WHAT?" Natalia was the first one to speak. "Why me?"

"Well I'm pregnant and Maxine isn't a CSI so she is a liability issue."

"And Ryan is a great candidate because a, Ryan won't kill Natalia and Eric for making out with him and Calleigh won't do the same thing." Maxine said. "And it would also solve this invisible problem with you guys." Maxine said. She stooped to pick up her pencil and was met by Natalia's glare.

Ryan had his arms crossed over his chest in proper Wolfe style, while Natalia's hands were on her hips while she glared down Maxine's soul.

Calleigh's mouth curved up and a smirk formed. She exited the lab quickly.

"You're in for it." Maxine grinned.

"Want me to skin you alive?" Natalia asked, cocking her head to the side.

"Prolly no." Maxine attempted to say.

"Good. Shut up and head back to your workplace." Natalia pushed Maxine out of the glassed around lab.

Calleigh came into the lab, giddy as a nut. Wait what? Giddy as a nut? Where did that come from? Whatever. We aren't breaking the 4th wall here, right?

"You're fried! Deep fried may I say!" Maxine said. Natalia looked around and locked stares with Maxine who was standing next to the door.

"What are you doing here?" Natalia asked.

"I'm on break watching you get fried." Maxine said. "He agreed to job didn't he?" Maxine asked. Calleigh

"How would I be deep fried by this mission?" Natalia asked.

"Well you I can fry you-" Maxine began.

"By telling 50 million stories about my outfit you'd never see-"

"And then again, if Ryan was MacGyver he could probably fry you, deep fry you, if he was able to construct some kind of mechanism to amplify his pheromones that would be escaping through his eyes to deep fry you." Maxine said. Even Calleigh and Eric turned to stare at Maxine. Natalia glared at Maxine, and Ryan looked like a deer in a headlights. Confused and afraid. One little blinking line read in his mind "Lights, camera, cat fight!"

"Why. Would. He. Want. To. Deep. Fry. Natalia?" Calleigh asked.

"Uh, well, uh." Maxine said. "America has the freedom of speech!" Maxine claimed in her defense. "That's my plea!"

"Wait…what?" Eric asked.

"Uh, deep fried. Like a chicken or a Twinkie…" Maxine attempted to explain. Then Natalia approached Maxine until they were so close their mascara covered eye lashes bumped. Let's just hope they didn't stick to each other.

"Maxine, shut up, or I'll Twinkie you. Publically." Natalia warned her.

"Ok. I bet thought that Ryan wouldn't mind you deep fried." Maxine said.

"Where we come from, and not you, since you come from Utah, deep fried is being sun burnt!" Natalia barked.

"Well I thought that you and Maxine were good friends-" Ryan began. "But then again, it is true that Maxine can get on some people's nerves." Ryan said, then added as an afterthought "Also, never ever get in between two females in a catfight."

Both Natalia and Maxine stared at Ryan. "This isn't a catfight." Natalia hissed.

"It's a non-physical catfight slash debate." Ryan rolled his eyes. "Happy?"

"Happy." Natalia said.

"Well it was easier when we did the undercover work." Calleigh said with a sigh.

"Maxine wasn't such a pain in the ass then." Natalia explained.

Maxine almost entered the flinging of words between Calleigh but then decided that it was UN-helpful in her situation at the moment.

Maxine left and suddenly all fighting stopped. Everyone's break time was over. Everyone was to work now.

A/N: ….Um, there's gonna a E/C fanfic that will look a lot like this one called Undercover: The Club.

R&R PLOX! ...and I will update a random fanfic at 3am in the morning. Maybe I'll post another one.