"DEIDARA!" Sasori yelled, causing Kakazu to lose count of his money. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Kakazu yelled back. "Where is he?" Sasori asked desparetely. "Him and tobi went on a mission, they'll be back tommorow, NOW LET ME HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET!" Kakazu said. "BUT HE GOT CLAY SMUDGES ON HIRUKO!" Sasori whined, but Kakazu was too busy re counting his money to hear him. "SHUT THE #$%& UP! I'M TRYING TO PRAY IN HERE!" Hidan shouted from his room in the Akatsuki base. "EVERYONE BE QUIET!" Konan shouted, working on her latest origami model. I can never get any peace and quiet in a hose full of men! She thought, making her next fold. it was a good thing the leader was out on a solo mission, or else they'd all be in trouble. Sudenly everything was quiet, all of them knew not to make Konan mad, even Itachi.

"Morning." Kisame yawned, finally waking up. As he got out of bed he noticed something, his magazines were gone! uh, oh he said quietly, if anyone fond them he was going to have allot of explaing to do. "Wait, don't pannick, I'll just ask if anyone was in my room, no big deal..." He told himself. When he left his room he saw Deidara and Sasori wrestleing in the hall way; i don't know why a cave would have a hallway, or rooms for that matter... anyways, back to the story. "UH..." Kisame said akwardly. "what?" they both asked annoyingly. "have you guys seen anyone go into my room lately." Kisame asked, trying to sound innocent. "I think i saw Tobi go in there a while ago, why?" Deidara said. "oh, no reason..." Kisame said. gotta find Tobi! "so...um, where is Tobi?" he asked casualy. "the kitchen" Deidara said, flipping Sasori over.

Kisame Rushed to the kitchen, finding Tobi coloring a picture with some crayons."uh... did you take my magazines?" Kisame asked him. "Tobi wouldn't do that, Tobi is a good boy!" "I see... so were are they?" "I think Zetsu has them" Tobi said. oh god, Zetsu, he'll tell the others for sure!

Diedara: That was terrible

ME: you do realise I WAS going to make you win the wrestleing match...

Diedara: never mind, so what's going to be in the next chapter?

Me: Well, Zetsu black mails Kisame and you and Sasori are going to have a prank war...

Sasori: YAY! I AM GOING TO CREAM YOU

DEIDARA: OH NO YOU WON'T!

*they start fighting*

ME: uhh... chapter 2 will be up next week! Bye!