A/N
Another short thing, still trying to drag myself out of the writer's block. Well, this crap was fun to write, at least. 😃
Okay, she might have wrecked a bed or two in her chequered sexual past, but this was the first time the goddamn bedsprings had been catapulting themselves out of the mattress with a strangely suspenseful "brrrr…pjoong!".
They stared at each other, frozen in the middle of the act, a piece of dirty art that would have suited an adult club perfectly.
Then Rossi said;
"Seriously? Are we having sex in a fucking cartoon?"
It was the genuinely inquisitive tone that made Alex, who so far tonight had managed to keep admirably quiet (at least in her own opinion), begin to laugh. She pulled away from him so she could roll over and muffle the laughter into the pillow. Rossi threw his arms out and made a half-sighing, half-grunting noise, annoyed by the interruption. Then he glanced over at the naked, sweaty, laughing woman next to him, and he couldn't help chuckling himself, more at her amusement than the actual situation.
"It's not funny Alex," he tried, knowing it wouldn't help. She wasn't the type that laughed very often, but if she got started she'd keep going until she was finished, and that was that.
He looked at the springs, and while he was perfectly well aware that they could've hurt themselves on them had they been unlucky, it was still a pretty funny sight.
Actually, it was hilarious.
Before he knew it, he too was laughing out loud, unable to stop.
"Oh my God," Alex panted and wiped her eyes. "How are we going to explain this when we check out?"
"We're not going to explain it," Rossi said. "When we check out tomorrow you go get the car, I pay the bill, and then we get the hell out of here as fast as we can. I can pay them for the damages later."
"Some honeymoon," Alex muttered.
"Well, up until now, I haven't had any complaints," he said. "Come on, Mrs Rossi."
"Where are we going?"
"The jacuzzi."
"Mmm, good idea. I wasn't finished."
"Neither was I, but I might need some time to get back in business."
She smiled and gave him a deep, dizzying kiss.
"You got it, dear, as long as I still get to be on top."
He faked a groan.
"We're gonna wreck the jacuzzi too?"
She started laughing again, and he thought
God, I'm a lucky man!