I neither own nor have any rights to any of these characters. This is my first attempt.

There was one thing Dr. Gregory House despised more than clinic duty, and that was forced clinic duty. Dr. Lisa Cuddy, his boss and head hospital administrator, had assigned his extra hours of duty at the Princeton Plains Teaching Hospital Free Public Clinic as punishment for aggravating one of the hospitals major donors.

Secretly, Cuddy had been amused at House's rudeness. The man was an ass and a pain to deal with. She had especially liked it when the man had asked House to write him a prescription for Viagra. House had loudly announced Viagra didn't actually cure impotence; you had to have some erectile function within the last five years for it to work. Cuddy had received a very nasty call from a member of the board within an hour.

Now House was stuck with sixty hours of extra clinic duty as a result. The good thing in it all, thought House as he pushed open the doors to the Clinic and limped in, was that Drs. Cameron and Chase were also forced into extra duty for laughing loudly at House's comments in front of the man, who had been hitting on Cameron. Misery did love company, especially in House's opinion, if the company was Dr. Allison Cameron.

Leaning over the reception desk, House gave the nurse on duty one of his biggest grins and batted it eyes, causing the nurse to quickly back away from him in fear.

'Dr. House,' said the nurse with great trepidation, having worked with House before.

'Has Dr. Cameron arrived?'

'She's in examining room two.'

'Thank you,' smiled House, giving the nurse a wink before turning and disappearing through the examine room door.

'What was that about Libby?' asked Dr. Cuddy as she came through the clinic doors and taken in the look on the nurses' face.

'I have no idea?' answered Libby incredulously 'but he winked at me AND he was nice.'

Dr. Cuddy sighed, shaking her head as she retrieved her file and headed back towards her office. 'Watch yourself, House is up to something.'

Allison Cameron was mid-way through her exam of her patient when House entered the room.

'Cameron,' House stopped and looked at her patient and made a face before declaring, 'yucky pooh ick. Are you actually letting her stick that up your nose?' The small child giggled at House as Cameron finished her exam of the child's ears and turned to its mother.

'It's just an earache, compounded with a slight touch of tonsillitis. In time, I think her tonsils will need to be removed and maybe tubes placed in her ears.'

'Is it that serious?' asked the mother looking in concern at her child and the deranged man with tongue depressors hanging from his upper lip, looking like a walrus making chopping sounds with his mouth.

Cameron kicked House lightly, 'Dr. House, please' before turning to the mother.

'She's fine. It is very common for children your daughter's age to have persistent earaches and to go through this procedure. But, that is only if it remains persistent.' Cameron made a note on her prescription pad and handed it to the mother. 'Give her one in the morning and one at night, and it should clear it right up.'

The mother, grabbing her child, made a hasty retreat from the room as House held the door open for her. Once she was clear, he slammed the door shut and locked it before turning to Cameron with a mischievous grin.

'I believe you promised to keep me entertained today' smiled House as he grabbed Cameron by the waist and pulled her to him. Kissing her lightly on the neck, House ran his tongue just behind Cameron's ear lop causing her to let out a little gasp.

'House quit. We're at work.' Cameron smiled as House's kisses persisted.

'Mmm,' mumbled House in her neck, lost in the scent of her hair and skin. He was getting deeply aroused as he placed little kisses along her jaw.

'They'll hear us,' squeaked Cameron in mock concern as House's lips came into contact with her own.

'Good' He mumbled, before thrusting his tongue in her mouth, kissing her passionately.

He had Cameron pinned against the examine table allowing him to push himself hard up against her. When House drew back for a moment of air, Cameron to hopped up on the corner of the examine table while wrapping her legs around his thighs.

House grinned as he dropped his head, leaving light kisses along Cameron's throat working his way to the top of her blouse. Cameron gave a slight moan as she felt House's hand search for the buttons of her slacks.

'HOUSE,' came the yell at the door, followed by a series of loud bangs. It sounded as if Cuddy were trying to knock the door down with her fist. 'HOUSE GET OUT HERE NOW.'

'Damn' mumbled House in to Cameron's breast.

'HOUSE, NOW'

'You better go,' smiled Cameron, as she rebuttoned her blouse and tried to straighten her clothing. 'And Greg, can you carry this file out for me?' Cameron gave a wink at House's crouch.

'Don't worry,' growled House, 'Cuddy screaming is better than a cold shower.'

Giving Cameron a quick peck on the check, House flew open the examine room door just as Cuddy was getting ready to wrap on it again.

'Gawd Cuddy, we can hear you. You just ruined Cameron beating my high score.' House waved his Gameboy under Cuddy's nose for inference.

'Office, now!' declared Cuddy holding the clinic door open for House to pass through.