A Little Prank
Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters, J.K. Rowling does.
AN: Just FYI, this was a dare and I whipped it up. And if you don't like the innuendo, just ignore it. It's a super short one-shot that I had to put up.
"Avada Kedavra!" – Speaking
'Knowledge is power!' – Thoughts
*Numa Numa Dance* – Actions
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Salazar Slytherin, potions master extraordinaire (as Godric called him), walked from the Great Hall to his potions laboratory. He walked with predatory-like grace before standing in front of the door to the room. With a quick jiggle of the door handle, the door opened and he slowly walked inside. Although Salazar was a master duelist with the best reflexes, he was in a good mood and did not think anything would happen to him and his lab...and boy was he wrong. As soon as he walked into the laboratory a trap spell activated and he was so surprised it hit him head on and a cloud engulfed him. The potions master that went into the classroom looked vastly different than the potions master that left it. Salazar was so angry about what he looked like that he whirled around out of his classroom and stalked to the Great Hall to yell (*coughtorturecough*) the one responsible...which was the only 'master' prankster out of the four founders.
"GODRIIIIICCC!" Salazar yelled as he ascended into the Great Hall before shooting off spell after spell at the man decked in red and gold. Said man named Godric, went bug-eyed before ducking out of the way of the spells that would most likely land him in the hospital wing. Helga and Rowena just looked at one another before watching the show with amusement clearly on their faces. "Stand still so you can be tort-spelled!"
"And die?! No thanks!" Godric yelled back ducking and twirling out of the spells aimed his way, his wand already expelled from his grip to Salazars. "I'm sorry but it was too funny...besides you look quite cute like that!" Godric grinned mischievously. Salazar stopped his assault and stared nonplussed at Godric before staring at himself and what he looked like. His straight hair, normally pulled back into a low ponytail was let out and let down in waves to mid-back. His open & loose dark accented robes were now fitted to his body, accenting his lithe and muscular frame.
In the time Salazar took to review himself, Godric walked over to him and put his hands on his shoulders, making Salazar look at him with an eyebrow raised. "One, I told you to NEVER mess with my potions lab." "I know." "Two, I told you to NEVER mess with my hair." "I know." "And three, what in Merlin's name did you think messing with my robes was a good idea?" Grinning and saying with a slight whine, "I wanted to see your frame better...it makes you look sexy like that!"
Salazar couldn't help but sigh before quickly spelling Godric with his wand changing him to have his short hair gain many small braids, his beard to shorten to a scruffy look and his tight robes to loosen a bit. Smirking at Godric's dumbfounded look, "Well, I like what I see too. Hmm..." Salazar kept his smirk up before walking calmly out of the hall. After a few minutes, Godric realized he was gone and bolted out after him to spend some quality time together.
Throughout the whole scene, Helga and Rowena were sipping tea and munching on biscuits. They both sported light blushes and perverse smiles which they hid behind their tea cups, lest someone accused them of being perverts.
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AN: I would love reviews! ;)