Author: www.fan.fic
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE superstars in this fan fic.
Authors Note: I'm redoing all my last chapters, fixing spelling mistakes and even adding and changing some stuff. I'm a better writer now. I'll write the 6th chapter once I'm finished with all this. Please review! Welcome to "A Wrestler's Life Version 2"
Stone Cold Steve Austin walks down the sidewalk headed to the nearby bar. As he enters his theme song hits as he walks over to the counter and takes a seat. When it stops playing everyone is found looking from each other to Steve. After about a minute, they shrug and go about their business.
Bartender: What will it be, stranger?
Austin: What?
Bartender: I said what will it be?
Austin: What?
Bartender: I said-
Austin: What?
Bartender: I-
Austin: What?
Bartender: I'm trying-
Austin: What? What? What?! What?!! WHAT?!!
Bartender: You keep-
Austin: Shut up! Here's how it's going to work, you're going to get me a case of beer, no you're going to get me two cases of beer, no you're going to get me three cases of beer, hell just get me all the beer you got! And that's the bottom line-
People around the bar: CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin: Shut up! (Points at the bartender) Get the damn beer!
Bartender: (Gritting his teeth)......Fine.
Austin: What?
Bartender goes to the back grumbling.
MEANWHILE
Booker T is waiting in line at an ice cream truck. He stares at the hot sun with his mouth open.
Booker T: Man, I need some ice cream! Booker T is hot!!!
Ice Cream Man: Next
Booker T: Finally!
IC Man: What flavor do you want?
Booker T: Ha, all right I'll have the......... (15 seconds pass)
IC Man: Is there a problem sir?
Booker T: Nah, nah man I just haven't decided yet.
IC Man: You were in line for thirty minutes, sir. You don't know what you want?
Booker T: That's right! If I was in line that long, these punk ass %&&%es can wait!
Customer: Hey buddy, watch your mouth.
Booker T: Tell me you did not just say that! Tell me you did not just say that!
IC Man: Sir, will you just choose?
Booker T: Fine, I'll uh have the rocky road. Now can you dig that! (Walks away)
Customer: (Walks forward) Hi, I'll have the-
Booker T: (Comes back shoving the customer out of the way) SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Walks away again eating his ice cream)
Soon Booker T runs into Stone Cold and Chris Jericho.
Jericho: Well, well, well. If it isn't the great Stone Cold and the (mimics Booker) five time, five time, five-
Austin: What?
Jericho: (Grins) Well Austin, I was thinking and I'm going to give you a rematch against me for the undisputed champion, if you're not scared that is.
Austin: Shut up Jericho! Stone Cold don't give a damn what you have to say! With your beady little eyes, your stupid little shirt, your tight little pants, you're dumb little boots, and your stupid haircut it doesn't matter what you think! And that's the bottom line! (walks away)
Booker T: Yeah later Sucka! And it's five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW champion!
Jericho: Yeah, yeah move along junior. I got all my jerichoholics to entertain! (walks over to the curve) The king of bling bling is cruising the city tonight!
A limo goes by splashing water all over Jericho. Inside is Evolution........
Batista's in next chapter, Chapter 2 Version 2 coming as soon as possible
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE superstars in this fan fic.
Authors Note: I'm redoing all my last chapters, fixing spelling mistakes and even adding and changing some stuff. I'm a better writer now. I'll write the 6th chapter once I'm finished with all this. Please review! Welcome to "A Wrestler's Life Version 2"
Stone Cold Steve Austin walks down the sidewalk headed to the nearby bar. As he enters his theme song hits as he walks over to the counter and takes a seat. When it stops playing everyone is found looking from each other to Steve. After about a minute, they shrug and go about their business.
Bartender: What will it be, stranger?
Austin: What?
Bartender: I said what will it be?
Austin: What?
Bartender: I said-
Austin: What?
Bartender: I-
Austin: What?
Bartender: I'm trying-
Austin: What? What? What?! What?!! WHAT?!!
Bartender: You keep-
Austin: Shut up! Here's how it's going to work, you're going to get me a case of beer, no you're going to get me two cases of beer, no you're going to get me three cases of beer, hell just get me all the beer you got! And that's the bottom line-
People around the bar: CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin: Shut up! (Points at the bartender) Get the damn beer!
Bartender: (Gritting his teeth)......Fine.
Austin: What?
Bartender goes to the back grumbling.
MEANWHILE
Booker T is waiting in line at an ice cream truck. He stares at the hot sun with his mouth open.
Booker T: Man, I need some ice cream! Booker T is hot!!!
Ice Cream Man: Next
Booker T: Finally!
IC Man: What flavor do you want?
Booker T: Ha, all right I'll have the......... (15 seconds pass)
IC Man: Is there a problem sir?
Booker T: Nah, nah man I just haven't decided yet.
IC Man: You were in line for thirty minutes, sir. You don't know what you want?
Booker T: That's right! If I was in line that long, these punk ass %&&%es can wait!
Customer: Hey buddy, watch your mouth.
Booker T: Tell me you did not just say that! Tell me you did not just say that!
IC Man: Sir, will you just choose?
Booker T: Fine, I'll uh have the rocky road. Now can you dig that! (Walks away)
Customer: (Walks forward) Hi, I'll have the-
Booker T: (Comes back shoving the customer out of the way) SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Walks away again eating his ice cream)
Soon Booker T runs into Stone Cold and Chris Jericho.
Jericho: Well, well, well. If it isn't the great Stone Cold and the (mimics Booker) five time, five time, five-
Austin: What?
Jericho: (Grins) Well Austin, I was thinking and I'm going to give you a rematch against me for the undisputed champion, if you're not scared that is.
Austin: Shut up Jericho! Stone Cold don't give a damn what you have to say! With your beady little eyes, your stupid little shirt, your tight little pants, you're dumb little boots, and your stupid haircut it doesn't matter what you think! And that's the bottom line! (walks away)
Booker T: Yeah later Sucka! And it's five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW champion!
Jericho: Yeah, yeah move along junior. I got all my jerichoholics to entertain! (walks over to the curve) The king of bling bling is cruising the city tonight!
A limo goes by splashing water all over Jericho. Inside is Evolution........
Batista's in next chapter, Chapter 2 Version 2 coming as soon as possible