It was a strange day in Amestris. The Son was invissible because it was raining and snowing and a sandstorm was blowing outside of the city but it was close enough that some windows were destroyed. Ed and Al were returning from a job done in an alley because mutant chimeara rats were eating babys and dogs up town. Suddenly a car stopped in front off them and out of it came an evil laugfh. The door opened and it was.................................................................Colonel Mustounge! (AN: u may fink he is gud but in dis sotry hi is ebil kay?)
"HAW HAW HAW You medirocre fags I will kill you!"
"Not if we can avoid it!" said Al, who transmuted a wall into a sword.
But then Mustangi laughed evily and transmutated a street lamp into a rope and tied them good. He was about to kill them but then he noticed there was an aincrease in the amount of light and his cloths started burning. He felt confused because that wasnt supposed to happen because he was the fire alchemist but yet his clothes were burning which would otherwise be impossible since he was the fire alchemist! Everyone looked above and saw a blonde blue eyes guy with white robes and pelican wings that looked like an angle only that I wasn't because there's no such thing and also because I was a human bird chimera.
"Good job Horus!" sed Al (AN: get it my corocter is named liek zat bcos he is haldf bird half mon and Horus was 2 lol!)
"You shall free them or deal with my light treansmutation powers!" I said laughing sadistically. (AN: his PoWeRs cum from da wings so he doesnt need a tranmutaun circle okay)
Mustang then began to burn ironically because of my transmutation powers of light were burning him up. He run in suffering until my light powers drained heat from da water and Mustang froze his feet. He then run away like a cow only without his feet so he left a trail of blood. Unfortunately it ended but his body was not found, which meant we didn't killed him. The trail ended with a dog, sugesting Mustange used his transmutated powers to make new feet from the dog's guts. Wii then walked to the hotel where Al and Ed were incidently Winry was there too.
"Hullo everyone I fought you weren't cuming back motherfucking Mustang was in the street I saw evberything it was horrible!"
"Relax Winry" said Ed, "Mustang is evil but we need to stay calm now maybe we can hav an horgy lol!"
"You know, that is an excellent idea!" I said.
Since we were all bisexuals everyione had enough Ed had sfx with Whiny while I had sex with Al. We all moened while we fucked each other until the hotel door opened and the ugly ass preist Armstrong came in.
"U faggots Im going to kill you!"
Fortunately he was an idiot so Ed used his metal powers to penetrate his biceps and throw him of the window. He didn't died but he wished he did because his left leg stopped working lol. We all laughed because we're sadists. We kepty ourselves naked because we still wanted to have more sex, but the door opened. It was...................................................................Lust!