Soldier: (mockingly) I wanna see da King! I wanna see
da King! Yeah, well I want a billion rupees but ya don't see me living
'da good life. (farts)
Mido: I demand to come in!
Soldier: What's it worth it to ya?
Mido: (Sighs, hand Soldier 20 rupees)
Soldier: 'Dat's bet'r! (Opens gate)
**Mido rides in, dismounts from pony at the doors,
walks into King's chamber**
King Wickedius: (Is laughing maniacally at a peasant that
is getting a wedgie from his chief guard) Now, what's this about wanting
more pony parking spaces?
Peasant: I didn't mean it suh, jes' a lil' joke!
Wickedius: (pushes button, a trapdoor opens and a toilet
raises up) Well, I'll just give you a little swirly as MY little joke.
Chief Guard: (Swirlys peasant, cackles as the peasant
scampers away afterwards)
Mido: (coughs)
Wickedius: Guard, bring me some moldy cheese.
Mido: (coughs loudly)
Wickedius: Well, what do we have here?
Mido: Errr.... Mido sir. (bows lowly) I have come to request
that the Kokiri have a say in the governme.. (looks up at the angry look
on Wickedius's face, gulps)
Chief Guard: (Prepares to wedgie Mido)
Wickedius: (looks angry, then bursts out laughing) You
amuse me! Guard, bring me this, this creature.
Mido: (Is dumped in front of the King, looks up fearfully)
Wickedius: (presses button, a cage is lowered from the
ceiling) Here you go! (Tosses Mido inside, locks him in) I pronounce you
my Royal Pet Monkey!
Mido: Errrrrr...... it's quite an honor, but I really
must be goi...... (notices Wickedius's face becoming angry again) Errrrr....
I guess I could stay for a while....
Wickedius: Dance little pet monkey, dance!
Mido: (Begins to dance)
**Meanwhile**
Link: Hmmmmm........ I'll bet that Mido has been captured
and made to be a pet monkey. Happened to me once, I guess I'll go try and
rescue him!
**Will Link succeed, watch for the next part to find out**
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