Haha hello! Im a major fan of yaoi and kingdom hearts so what better than to mix them all up, aye? ^^

Ive had a really bad case of Writers Block lately but last night I suddenly had like...BILLIONS of ideas for a KH high school fic :D

Rated M for some language :3

Please review! I wont continue unless i get nice reviews! xD

Flame if you want, ill just pwn you xP

Critisism is welcome, I guess.

ENJOY!!

LOLFIRE: Hi! xP

Zexion clicked the minimize button on the yaoi fanfiction he was reading and opened the MSN tab. It was obviously Axel.

Cloaked Schemer: Hey Axel

LOLFIRE: Guess waht?

LOLFIRE:*what

Cloaked Schemer: What?

LOLFIRE: Marluxias parents are out this weekend! Hes having a party and were invited! Got it memorized?

Cloaked Schemer: Must I go? Im not in a party mood.

LOLFIRE: Its not today though?

Cloaked Schemer: Your point is?

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~ has been added to the conversation

Cloaked Schemer: Hi Riku

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~ : Hey!!

LOLFIRE: Riku tell Zex to come to Marlys party.

Cloaked Schemer: WTF

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~ : LOL

Cloaked Schemer: not funny.

LOLFIRE: brb i need a piss

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~ : ew

Cloaked Schemer: Delightful

Zexion leaned back against the wall. He'd been on his laptop most of the afternoon. There wasn't much else for him to do with it being a Sunday and all. His cousin (Riku) and his best friend (Axel) were the only people awake right now besides himself. Most others were still asleep even though it was almost three o clock.

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: U guys make me lawl ;) So wuu2 then Zex?!

Cloaked Schemer: Aside from talking to you guys and sitting on my bed – nothing.

LOLFIRE: Back

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: wb

Cloaked Schemer: Wb.

LOLFIRE: Thanx n thanx

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: No offence Axel but WHY did you add me to this convo?

Cloaked Schemer: Coz hes a prick.

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: LOL XD

LOLFIRE: HEY! STFU!

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: Me??!!

LOLFIRE: YES!

Cloaked Schemer: PWND

Zexion stared at the screen for a few seconds then burst out laughing. It was very rare that he laughed but when he did, his eyes would shine with pure happiness. Very few people had ever seen Zexion truly happy.

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: Fuck you Zexoin!

LOLFIRE: ZEXOIN WTF LOL

Cloaked Schemer: Learn to spell, asshole xD

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: Zexoin? OMG LOL ***Zexion

There was a slight knock at the door. Zexion looked up at once and frowned.

"Who is it?"

"Saix," came the reply, "Can I come in?"

LOLFIRE has just sent you a nudge

LOLFIRE: ZEX STOP SPACING!

Cloaked Schemer: Sorry brb

The slate haired teen frowned slightly and shifted into a more formal sitting position.

"Uh yeah, sure," he called back.

The wooden door slid open and an older male with wild blue hair walked in. Zexion nodded to acknowledge his brother's arrival but said nothing, watching him with his dark eyes.

"Mum and Dad'll be home tomorrow. Are you sure I should tell them about Xemnas and me?"

Zexion sighed softly.

Recently his older brother Saix had realised he was gay and was now in a very serious relationship with a man called Xemnas. Zexion had never met Xemnas before but he'd seen photos of him. To be honest, he thought the guy should use less fake tan but he didn't tell Saix that, of course.

"Saix the sooner you tell them, the better. They'll understand. Besides They have no problem with me being gay," he replied confidently.

Saix rolled his eyes.

"You don't have a boyfriend who's about five years older than you. Well anyway I'm going to the shop. I wanted to see if you wanted me to get you anything whilst I was there?"

Zexion shook his head and watched his brother leave.

After about a minute he turned his attention back to the laptop screen, only to find that Seifer, Marluxia and Larxene had been added to the conversation.

The Graceful Assassin: I don't understand him. He actually scares me xD

LOLFIRE: Such a fucking pansy

$31F3R: Oh GTFO lamer!

Cloaked Schemer: Im back

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: Jeez what did you DO? Worlds quickest shit?!

Savage...x: HA!

Cloaked Schemer: I was talking to my brother if you MUST know

LOLFIRE: Everyone convince Zex to come to Marluxias party!!!!

The Graceful Assassin: WTF WHY ARENT YOU COMING?! D=

Savage...x: Come on Zexy! Learn to live a little! It'll be FUN -.-

$31F3R: PARTY? WTF??

Cloaked Schemer: Im gonna block you all e.e

LOLFIRE: Wait Seifer doesn't know about Marluxias party?

$31F3R: WTFFFF MARLUXIA WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

The Graceful Assassin has left the conversation

~ FeAr ThE dArKnEsS ~: LMFAO

LOLFIRE: Shit i fucked up lol

Cloaked Schemer: ...im gonna go

Savage...x: Me too. You all suck. Later pussys x

Savage...x has left the conversation

$31F3R: ...W.T.F?!

Before Zexion had chance to exit the conversation, he heard frantic banging on the door downstairs.

I bet Saix has locked himself out again... he thought with mild amusement.

The teenager placed his laptop on the bed beside him then jumped up and sprinted down the stairs, two at a time.

"Yeah I'm coming, I'm coming! Calm down will ya?" he said flatly, unlocking and opening the door.

There was a flurry of colour and movement as the teenager was flung to the ground and the door slammed shut. Zexion stared in shock at his attacker.

"Who are you?" he whispered.

His words seemed to fall on deaf ears.

The other person – a boy of around his own age with blue eyes and a blonde mullet – stood pressed against the door, panting heavily. He was flushed so he had obviously been running very fast or very far and he was soaked in rainwater and sweat.

"S-Sorry! It's just...I can't go out there. They'll kill me!" wailed the blonde.

Zexion stood slowly, starting to go pale.

"What...?"

"The twins! They'll shred me! My name's Demyx by the way."

Demyx...

RAWR! Thankiez for reading xD

Also all will be revealed about the whole 'holy shiz im being chased by twins' thing in the next chapter so YOU MUST READ ON XD

Reviews are NEEDED! :(