Disclaimer: My Little Pony and Power Rangers aren't mine. Just a small series of one shots about the geography of Equestria and where everything is in relation to everywhere else...and how everything works. And I should stop allowing Pinkie Pie in my sanctum…enjoy.

Equestria 101 – Geography

"Wait…What?"

Billy blinked once and then shook his head in disbelief. He inhaled deeply and shook his head once more. Looking at the midnight blue alicorn in front of him, he ran a hand through his hair in frustration.

"All right, one more time?"

Princess Luna held a hoof over her mouth and giggled. She and Celestia had spent the past few hours trying to explain to Billy the geography of Equestria, but the poor human kept unintentionally confusing himself. She supposed it would be confusing to one who wasn't born in Equestria, but Dimitria seemed to have no problem with it. Seeing Billy's look, she composed herself and snuck a quick glance at Celestia. Her sister was lightly snoozing in a corner seeing as she had to raise the sun in the morning. Placing a hoof on the map in front of her, she launched into her explanation again.

"This is a map of Equestria. The largest landmass near the top is the continent of Equestria. Before you ask again, we named the continent Equestria first and a few centuries later somepony gave the name to the world at large. Equestria is home to Canterlot, the Everfree Forest and the Elements of Harmony. The fauna is rich and diverse, although many species come from other lands."

At Billy's nod, she moved her hoof to one of the large bodies of water and tapped it.

"This is the Aqua Vitae Sea. All of Equestria's water comes from this source and we have the pegasi and Earth ponies run it through a series of soil, rock and cloud filters. Unicorns are commissioned by my sister to gather fish and deposit them into various catchment dams so animals do not have to walk to the coast."

Moving her hoof again, she tapped a small island filled with volcanos. Suppressing a shudder, she continued.

"This is the land of Draconis. It is surrounded by the Aqua Regia Sea which is in a constant state of turmoil. The land is full of constantly erupting volcanos and is swarming with dragon families vying for power. Legends say a powerful artefact from the Discord Age is hidden there, but nopony has ever ventured forth to find it. The griffons also live there, but they are nomadic creatures that live anywhere. Weather control is done by pegasi who have strong relationships with the dragons."

Billy ran a hand down his face and nodded again. He needed to know the geography and layout of the land for any tactical advantage. Knowing Zedd, a monster would probably be sent down in Draconis…and be vaporised within microseconds. Nodding again, he motioned Luna to continue.

"The last landmass is the second largest on Equestria. It is called Deinos Terra Firma; the firm and terrible land. It is a mostly barren land with no mountains or forests. Its is the current prison of Discord, a terrible creature whose sole purpose was chaos, madness and death. The largest lake is called the Aqua Fortis Lake and is connected to the Aqua Vitae Sea by underground channels. One of the sea serpents in the Everfree Forest came from there. Legend says that when Discord is freed, he will awaken a terrible beast that can only be defeated by an Accepted soul, whatever that means. And that concludes the tour of Equestria…for the fifth time."

Billy weakly smiled. He was sure that everything would sink in eventually. Luna trotted next to him and looked at him, concern evident in her voice.

"Your enemy won't attack outside of Equestria. You can be sure of that."

Billy nodded once and fished his cracked Morpher from his pocket. He hoped that was the case, but he doubted it.

TBC…