Ichigo's new car
I was bored last night. Scary things happen when the Taichou is bored. XD
Disclaimer : I don't own Bleach or Monsters Inc.
"Okay, come on."
"Ichigo . . ."
"Just follow the sultry sound of my voice." The man known as Ichigo stepped out of his apartment, "No peeking!"
"Ichigo . . ." A blue haired man followed him, covering his eyes.
"And. . .Open 'em!"
He did, to see Ichigo standing by a new car.
"What was wrong with your old car?"
"Three little words Grimmjow ; Six wheel drive! Come on get in!" Ichigo opened the passenger door than went over to the drivers side.'
Grimmjow squeezed in, not quite fitting.
"Its adjustable." Ichigo said with a smug look.
So, he moved the little switch, down, back, up, sideways. . .
"Will you cut it out!?" The red head yelled, causing the other man to jump.
Ichigo turned the key, the engine started up smoothly.
'Vroooom, vroooom'
"Its like we've released a panther."
'ding, ding'
"What, what? Oh." He pulled down his seat belt, Grimmjow doing the same.
'Clank'
Grunting, he started pulling hard.
"Woah!" He fell out of the car, which shut and locked behind him.
Grimmjow looked curiously at the door. Ichigo was pointing at the door, yelling, "Push the button!"
"Hmmm, b-b-button." Looking at the dashboard, he could see that it had a bunch of different buttons. "Oh, here we go." He pushed a random button, causing the hood to pop up.
Ichigo glared at him, than walked around to shut the thing.
"I'll get it!" Grimmjow yelled, then reached out and shut it, failing to realize Ichigo's hand was in the way.
"Yeeeoooow!!" The red head screamed.
"Oh, sorry!" Grimmjow frantically pushed another button. The hood shot up, making Ichigo fall forwards. The hood attempted to automatically shut, closing on Ichigo.
'Ring, ring.' Grimmjow answered his phone.
"PUSH THE BUTTON!!"
He pushed another button, causing the hood to shoot up once again.
Ichigo leapt back, slamming the hood down. Taking a deep breath, he strode around to the drivers side and stood there, glaring at Grimmjow.
Finally, Grimmjow reached over and pressed the button on the door.
Ichigo got in, pulling his seat belt down, as soon as he clicked it in, the windshield wipers came on.
"Oh, great!" The man massaged his head.
Grimmjow went to press a button.
"DON'T touch anything! I'll handle it." Ichigo growled, pressing a button.
A fast mambo song came on.
"What the . . ." he pushed another button.
The A/C came on full blast.
Trying to cut it off, he tried to get the same button but failed, instead hitting another one.
The alarm came on.
Desperately he began to press random buttons.
The seats started flipping up and down.
Grimmjow, who had previously been trying to protect his hair from the A/C, stopped and hung on for dear life.
A person walking down the street saw the car, and ran in the opposite direction.
Still being thrown around like popcorn, Ichigo pressed one last button.
It worked! All systems came to a halt.
Grimmjow and Ichigo sat for about two minutes before daring to breathe. Finally, Grimmjow attempted to straighten the mirror.
It broke off.
"Oops."
"Get out of my car." Ichigo said calmly.
"What?"
"GET OUT OF MY CAR!!" Ichigo shouted and began to hit the man.
"Hey, whoa man!"
Grumbling to himself, Ichigo started up the car, rolled down the window and hit the gas.
'Errrrrrt!' The car shot forwards into a brick wall. Grimmjow stared as a wheel came bouncing down the road, followed by five others.
"Hmmm, that's funny, the airbag didn't go off." He mused.
Suddenly there was a loud explosion followed by a scream.
"Aggggh!" Ichigo came flying through the air, directly at Grimmjow.
'Whumph' the blue haired man caught him.
"I miss my old car."
"You, uh, wanna walk?" Grimmjow asked cautiously.
"Yes."
End.