AN: Thanx 2 Kevin 4 helpin me reviz dis!
Chapter One
Hi! I am Roger. I live in Compton and am an orphan. I have a white skin (im not relly black tho, ok?) and have green eyes too. Since I live on the streets, I am also pretty thug, and like hard core music like Eminem, 50 Cent, and Kanye West. Because I am an orphan I live on the streets and I steal stuff in order to stay alive. This one time I saw this one fat lady in the street so I went to go steal her purse because I thought she probably had a lot of money in it. This is where the story begins, it is night time.
The fat lady had black hair and and was wearing these little yellow shoes that her feet were crammed into all tightly. she had a green purse that I wanted. She looked like Oprah. Anyways she had a bunch of gold chains around her neck. I ran really fast and grabbed her purse but then she hit me really hard. I fell over. She grabbed me with her fats hands.
"What you doing with my purse boy?" she roared meanly.
"Nothing." I said fervently.
"You can call me Ms. Brown" she said to me. I wanted to run away really badly but I didn't. "Are you homeless boy?" Ms. Brown asked. "You should come live with me at hogwarts!" she said happily. Mrs. Brown was also a witch and taught a class at the magical school Hogwarts.
I didn't really want to but I went with her anyways because I am homeless.
We soon got to her room at Hogwarts. We were just sitting around when all of a sudden the door knocked. I answered it. It was Brianna! (i hav had a crush on her since lik da 4th grad briana if ur readin dis i luv u!).
"OMG hi!" she said all happily because she was really happy to see me.
"Whats up?" I said cooly.
"Lets hang out!" she said all happily. I think she's totally into me.
"OK" I said. Then we left.