To whom it may concern,
I was looking at my old stuff and I've decided that this monstrosity deserves to be out of print.
However, I am incredibly vain and as such cannot bear to take this story completely down with all the lovely reviews it has garnered.
Hence, at my beta's suggestion, I will rewrite it completely (hopefully I won't get bored with it and near-abandon it as I did previously).
In the meantime, amuse yourselves with internet cats.
Ja ne!
-XK