One day I met an Austrian with a square mustache his name Hitler. Hitler say me "I gots extra dick on meh, meh no want dick look weird, you have dick if you answer correct but if not you lose all senses and must an hero. You up for challenge?" I say him "certainly, my amour" so he says "what do they call me in jail?" I say "whisker biscuit" he look surprised he said, "Oh lawd here yuh go" so now with my new cock I was hermaphrodite. Then I said the fascinating story "once there were man had hook hands radio talking about hook man hands man and car hook hand stuck on car." He said "oh shit that's damn hot now I'm all horny wanna lap dance?" so I said "HELL YEAH" cause Hitler's pretty hot so he say "just look no touch capiche" I say "okee dokeey artichokee" began getting naked. I masturbate angrily. The he naked. Then he move his body so sexy I began cumming. I could no resist and grab his ass, it so firm and jiggly that I came all around the world and cum ball so big as Tokyo its explode all over world and got women all pregnant. He get anger and say "I SAY YOU NO TOUCH AND YOU TOUCH AND NOW YOU GET EVERYONE PREGNANT" Then he slapped me for 500 million years. Then as I was groping my Hitler wen the I answer it n the voice is "wut r u doing wit my son?" I tell my bitch n he say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS hook hand man hands car stuck on hands. Then a skeleton pops up.