A/N: I was coming up with a missing scene for the finale and ended up on this random tangent where Betty leaves a series of messages to Daniel's phone on the night of her going away party. They were so fun to write but really didn't belong in the other collection I'm writing so I thought what the hey, I'll post it as a stand alone spin off fic. Just a warning, this is by far the crackiest fic that I have ever written in my entire life. That being said, I still hope you like it. Enjoy!
Timeline: 4x20 Hello Goodbye
Disclaimer: I think I should be saying something about how I don't own any rights, blah blah blah...
Please Leave A Message
"You have... 10 new messages. First new message."
"Uh Daniel, this is Betty, uhm, it's my going away party and you're not here… Uh, I was just wondering if you're gonna come. I really hope that I get to see you before I leave. Okay, bye." BEEP.
"It's Betty, again. You won't believe who just complimented me. Wilhelmina. Shocking, I know." BEEP.
"Okay, I hope you're dead in a ditch somewhere because that's the only valid reason I will accept for you not being here." BEEP.
"I lied. Please don't be dead in a ditch." BEEP.
"I think I'm drunk. Definitely buzzed. Very buzzed. Where are you?" BEEP.
"I just found out what a Beefeater was. Amanda is convinced it means something completely different. Completely." BEEP.
"I must be drunker than I thought because I could have sworn I saw you. Can you at least call me and let me know you're still alive?" BEEP.
"Oh my Daniel, oh my Daniel, oh my DAAAAAAAANIEL, something, something…" BEEP.
"By the way that was Amanda. Not me." BEEP.
"By me, I mean Betty." BEEP.
"To delete your messages, press 1. To save, press 7." BEEP. "Messages saved."
Fin for now, Detty forever