Disclaimer: Nope, I didn't own Vocaloid
It was one simple morning in Vocaloid houses when Len is searching for his banana that he buy yesterday. He starts with Kaito.
"Kaito-nii did you see my banana?" said Len to Kaito who still busy eating his ice cream
"Ah, sorry…but no Len, but I have some banana flavour ice cream if you want"
"No thank, I want to eat the real one"
Banana flavour ice cream is nice…but the fruit one is nicer! though Len while he go to the kitchen. There he found Miku, cooking breakfast.
"Miku-nee did you see my banana?"
"No Len, but there is some banana jam in the refrigerator, I can make you a sandwich if you want"
"No thaks, I want it fresh"
Freshness is important! though Len, and he go to Meiko who still half asleep (she drunk herself up again last night)
"Meiko-nee did you see my banana?"
Meiko just answer with a "Umm….ah.…no…zzzzz" and she fall asleep again
Len just leave her after saying "Thaks" and continue asking other vocaloid, the next one he found is Luka.
"Luka-nee did you see my banana?"
"Umm…sorry Len but…no how about you ask Gakupo?"
"Okay…thank you Luka-nee"
Not here either… though Len while he head to the living room. There sits Gakupo who was playing PS2 and Kaito whose watching him.
"Gakupo-nii did you see my banana?"
"Unfortunately no, Len but I do have other 'banana' " said Gakupo pausing his game
"N-no thaks" Len retreat to his room
"I just want to offer a candy…" said Gakupo holding a banana flavour candy in his hand
"Well…the word 'banana' coming from a pervert like you mean 'run-for-your-life-before you-got-raped' for a shouta boy like Len" said Kaito while he move to the PS2 and said something like "my turn"
That was scary… though Len while he head to his room.
In his room Len found a sleeping Rin(they share the same bedroom, they even share a king-sized bed). Oddly enough lie beside her was his banana, which is already peeled and covered by some strange sticky liquid.
"Oh, there it is! My banana! But…why is it covered whit this…eww…it's sticky…but it smell so good…"
Len argue in his mind whether or not he eat it.
"Well…whatever the banana will never hurt me!" said Len confidently
So Len was enjoying his banana, he nibbed it slowly…he lick it… (A/N: strange habit if you ask me)and he was almost finish when Rin woke up.
"Huh, what…WHAT!!!" scream Rin after she gather his consciousness when she saw Len eating (and mostly licking) the banana
Len almost got choked by the banana when he heard the scream.
"What's wrong sis, why are you screaming like that? Do you want to eat the banana too? But I've been craving it since I got up…" said Len to his twin sister
"T-that b-banana…" said Rin as she blush
"Why are you blushing? And if you want a banana buy it yourself, this is mine!" said Len as he continue to eat the banana and after he finished he said "uwaaah… that's so nice it's sweet and oddly a little salty too"
And Len got kicked out of his room.
"I can't belive it… he EAT the banana I used too…" said Rin in her(and Len's) bed while she blush madly
Rin need to find safer thing to 'play' with.
So.....that's it kinda short isn't it. I rarely write oneshot so I'm still practicing sorry if my gramar is bad
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