Dick Dastardly and Muttley both groaned as they were in the middle of a desert, losing the race as they were failing yet again.
"Drat, drat, and DOUBLE DRAT!" Dastardly exclaimed as he slammed on his wheel, shaking his head. "Is there any way for this day to get worse?"
"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he ran over Dastardly and Muttley in his RV.
"...I had to open my big fat mouth." Dastardly groaned, slamming Muttley on the head after hearing the dog chuckle.
"Looks like you need some help." Uncle Grandpa stated as he popped Dastardly and Muttley back to normal, placing his hands on his hips as he gasped. "Say, aren't you two the stars of Wacky Races?"
"That we are." Dastardly proudly stated as he and Muttley posed.
"Well, I know how to make you win!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he pulled out a crayon and began scribbling, making the random spot in the desert the finish line, with Dastardly and Muttley past it.
"Wow, we actually won without doing anything!" Dastardly exclaimed as he took off his purple and red hat, being that surprised.
"Oh, it's no problem, I always help out children or childish people in need!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he gave Dastardly the first place trophy.
Dastardly chuckled as he held the trophy high above him, only for it to fall on top of him, squashing him. Muttley laughed alongside Uncle Grandpa, with Dastardly bonking both of them on the head, knocking them out cold.