Game of Throne Belongs to G.

Ranma belongs to Rumiko Sensei!

Dragons, Lions and Horses, Oh My!

Teaser: Shit happens.

*** Nerima***

It was your average day in Nerima, children playing in the streets, family gatherings at houses and oh yes, Ranma Saotome causing mass destruction to the neighborhood with one of his fights. Today the town was facing an "Event" level battle.

What's an Event level battle? It's when three or more of Ranma usual playmate converge upon a single point. As for the cause of the Event level battle? Well, it wasn't anything much, just a sword that can grant anybody their heart's desire. No big deal.

Right?

"Damn you Ranma! Stop being selfish and give me the damn SWORD!" Ryoga umbrella hammered into the pigtailed boy after Mousse had gotten lucky and tied the pig tailed boy up.

"Gufaawwwwh!" Ranma spat out as the air was knocked from his lungs. One hit later and he was sent flying high into the air.

Ryoga did a homerun pose as he watch as Ranma flew off a good distance away. He than turned back to the Wishbringer sword that was now on the ground.

Piggish greedy eyes met thick bottled glasses as they both eyes the object of their desire.

"MINE!"

Immediately the two boys set upon the object only for a black ribbon to lace itself around the sword and yanked it away at the last minute causing the two boys to collide with each other.

"Oh hohohohohoho~~~!" Kodachi Kuno eardrum destroying laugher echo through the area causing dogs to bark and cats to yowled in pain. "With this blade I shall make my Ranma-sama fall for me! Ohoho-urk!"

"JACKASS!" Ukyou shouted as she smashed her B.A.S (Big ass spatuala) into the crazed gymnast and sent her flying into the wall. Grabbing the sword, Ukyou, Ranma cute fiance ™, smiled at the sword. Immediately she heard whisperings, as if telling her to use it, use the sword to grant her heart desire. No, No, Ukyou was a good girl, she was as the guys put it a "bro" she won't be selfish and destroy her fiance and best friend best chance for a cure.

'Use it Ukyou~ Grasp the power of the sword~ Free yourself of your heart desire~~~'

"N-No, I s-shouldn't!" Ukyou tried to convinced herself, the voice was just in her head. "This is for Ran-can."

'Use it Ukyou~ Follow your hearts desire~ Get rid of your rivals~'

"No!" Ukyou shouted in despair and flung the evil sword away. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Master Kuno I got her to throw away the sword just like you wanted!" Sasuke, the retainer of House Kuno cheered as he appeared from behind a bush with a loud hailer shouting to his master, who had grabbed the sword.

"Yo- YOU JACKASS!" Ukyou shouted as she took her BAS and SMASHED the mousy retainer of House Kuno into the pavement.

"Ahahaha! The sword is MINE!" Tatewaki Kuno laughed victoriously as he looked at his fallen competitors.

"Not yet it's not numbskull!" Ranma Saotome, Fiancee to one Akane Tendo, and others shouted as he landed in front of the bokken wielding boy. "That sword is MINE!"

"Saotome! You had plague me for the last time!" Tatewaki shouted as he raised the Wishbringer into the air. "I shall now condemn you to the deepest hell imaginable!"

"Oh no you do- what! Ryoga!" Ranma who had been prepared to lunge for Kuno was stopped when the pig-boy attacked him.

"That sword is mine Ranma! Not yours! Mine!" Ryoga roared as he attempted to put his rival down.

"You DUMMY He's going to use it for himself!" Ranma shouted.

"Wishbringer!" Kuno shouted loud making the two fighters stop and looked at one another. By mutual agreement, the two boys set aside their difference and made a bee line for the Scion of House Kuno.

"I wish for you to send Ranma Saotome to Westeros-" Kuno then level a look at Ranma meeting the pigtailed boy for the final time. "And to be born into House Lannister."

Ranma saw his body started to fade away as he made one last desperate lunged toward the crazy bokken wielding boy.

"KUNOOOOOOOOO-*"

Tatewaki saw Ranma Saotome his greatest nemesis vanished before he could reach him and laughed among the stunned silent crowd.

*** Joanna- Westeros 2XX AC***

"I'm telling ya Joanna, just ask for it, Tywin won't deny ya anything, he loves~~~ ya too much," Ranma Saotome teased the lady of House Lannister, who meary rolled her pretty green eyes at him.

"I just don't know Ranma, I mean, asking for a pond might be a bit much, where would you even put it?" Joanna Lannister reasoned and saw the redshirt pigtailed boy huffed.

Normally many would be looking at Joanna Lannister, Lady of Casterly Rock as if she was crazy but, they were use to their great lady quirk, beside it sounded as if she was speaking in a musical language.

"A Koi pond Ranma? Really?" Joanna asked in Japanese. Her earliest memory was of her pig tailed friend. She had never question his presence until she was five years old when she learned that other children did not have friends that they speak to in a whole different language to.

She had been teased for it but Ranma had assured her that she was not touched in the head. If she was, then she created some fantastical places, Nerima? Tokyo? Knowing the World was Round and not flat. Earth? And of course learning how to do martial arts at a young age under Ranma guidance.

By the time Joanna was ten, she decided that her friend was was an actual living person that had been bound to her somehow. He did not eat, he did not drink, he did not tried, nor did he feel hunger. He spoke about some Nobleman name Kuno who banished him to Westeros and specifically to her husband house.

He taught her his language and she in turn taught him common, but they conversed mainly in his native tongue. Their own secret language. However, things eventually changed and she was courted by Tywin Lannister himself.

"I'm telling ya Jo-chan," Ranma smirked at that name, which could double as princess in his language. "You can't go wrong with a Koi pond."

"Well, I'll ask- oh Ranma!" Joanna spoke up suddenly making Ranma look at her in worry.

"What is it Jo-chan?" Ranma asked looking at his friend in concern.

"You're fading!" Joanna spoke up in alarm as her friend became more and more translucent.

"What are y-*"

"Ranma?" Joanna whispered as her friend completely faded away from her sigh. "Ranma!"

"Joanna what's wrong?!" Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock ran with all due haste to the courtyard and looked around for intruders. His wife was kneeling on the ground, tear streaming from her face. "Joanna?"

"He's gone!" Joanna Lannister cried as she clutch onto her husband chest and soaked it with her tears.

"Who's gone?" Tywin asked with as much tenderness as he could muster, some would say he had no tenderness at all. However his wife did not answer, simply only held to him and continued to cry.

+++ Nine Months Later+++

Joanna had been inconsolable for the month after the lost of her best friend, that was until she found out she missed her moon blood. Ranma called it a period, saying that he once had a girl form so knew about girly things. He did too, he taught her many things relating to lady works, Anything Goes Sewing, Anything Goes Etiquette, Anything Goes Tea Ceremony, which she never bother using but it was elegant to behold... where did he even learn these things?

However, the lost of her moon blood signal she was pregnant. Joanna had recalled as much about the nobleman Kuno and what he had cursed Ranma with, to be born into House Lannister. She though she was a Lannister and that he was attached to her thus fulfilling that line.

But what if it wasn't?

What if Ranma was suppose to be born to Tywin? Convinced that was the case Joanna began speaking to her stomach in Japanese, she was all but convinced that she would give birth to Ranma. So she had made sure to follow the meditative exercise Ranma taught her to keep her body and mind healthy, ate only the best food, and took great care to protect herself. Thankfully Tywin doted on her to no end so that was easy getting the best care for herself.

"You should not be out and about my lady," Tywin walked out to the courtyard where she was sunbathing and kissed her cheek.

"The fresh air would do Ranma some good," Joanna replied and saw her husband grimace.

"You are still adamant about that name? Surely Jai-"

"His name is Ranma," Joanna spoke in a tone that brook no argument. "I'll name our next one Jaime or Tyrion if you wish, but this one shall be name Ranma."

Tywin opened his mouth as if to argue but saw the frosty look in her eyes, something that she often referred to as her Soul made out of Ice or something such. It was really unnerving.

"As you wish, but still, perhaps this is enough sun for Ranma then?" Tywin prodded softly.

Joanna considered this for a moment then nodded, just as she was about to stand up a sharp pain struck her stomach.

"Joanna?" Tywin asked in concerned as his wife held onto her stomach.

Joanna blinked for a few moments before she smiled. "He's here."

"Who's here?" Tywin asked looking as his wife face twisted in pain but her smiled still held.

"Ranma," Joanna happily replied.

Tywin eyes widen as he looked to the guards and glared at them. "Send for the Mid-Wife, NOW!"

+++ Birthing Room+++

Joanna gave one final cry and heard a baby cried piercing the room that had been filled her cry of agony moments ago. When she see Ranma she and him were going to have words for causing her so much pain!

"Congratulation my lady it's a girl!" One of the midwife declared happily as she stood next to her with the naked crying babe in her arms.

"No..." Joanna cried in despair, it was a girl, with blonde hair, her eyes her scrunched up but Joanna could make some some tint of green.

"Wait! My lady there's another babe!" the Midwife cried in amazement before the other midwives began to continued to fan the incense and towel her head.

"Ranma!" Joanna cried in happiness as her friend had not left her behind. "What do I do?!"

"Push! Just push! Once more!" the Mid-wife coax and Joanna did as she bade, pushing for all she was worth until she felt faint. "That's it! Oh my! He's a boy!"

Unlike her girl -who she recalled Tywin wanted to name Cersei if they had a girl- she did not hear any crying. Worried she looked over to the second mid-wife and saw a babe with black hair who eyes were looking slightly traumatized. But they were a familiar deep blue that she had come to known.

"Give him to me," Joanna ordered as the mid-wife cleaned the stunned dark hair baby a bit before bundling him up and giving him to her.

Joanna smiled as she looked down at Ranma and saw his eyes widen in recognition upon seeing her face.

"Welcome to Westeros Ranma," Joanna kissed her best friend turned son, head lightly before gazing at him with unconditional love. "We are going to have so much fun."

Teaser End.

So I like FSN and Ranma universe! Don't judge me! SUE MY ASS! Apparently that's all I can write. Ah well. This is for fun. I might or might not come back to this. Who knows. But I noticed my fic profile is getting pretty damn bloated. Might have to delete a few fic. Anyway, for those that don't know I even went more obscure and is now writing in the FIRST generation of a song of fire and ice!

My check list?

Bro-con Cersei is a must.

Calling Lyanna an uncute violent tomboy is another must.

Yes Ranma would keep his curse but it is not activated yet, probably when he save Joanna life some how. After all, can't be Ranma without Ranma.

Ranma won't be using a sword but instead a metal bo-staff or double tipped spear. I remember int he Ranma series he used the bo-staff with great skills.

Rheagar falling curse form the golden hair lioness while at the same time, pinning after the wild she wolf of Winterfell? That's a must too. Probably prevent the kidnapping as he don't know who he wants to kidnapped and put a baby into and decided he must have them both or not at all!

Asahra Dayne, hottest girl in Westeros at the time is also a must.

Brandon Stark going "I am going to kill you RAnma!" Over pettiness is a must.

Ranma combating Rhaegar panty dropping harp playing with a slow rendition of "Carrie" only replacing Carrie with Cersei or Lyanna is also another must.

So yeah... anyone wanna take it over? BE My guess! I got my plate full.

You guys smell that? It has that new fic smell.

As always C+C welcome reviews appreciated.