Emmett's POV:

"Bye Esme! Bye Carlisle!," Jasper said with a mischievious grin on his face. I'm sure Edward was scared to death hearing our thoughts of what we planning to do over the week. It was

the first time it was just us guys at the house for a longtime, though I'm not sure Edward even counts as a guy anymore. He's gotten all serious ever since he met Bella. The girls were all

going on a shopping trip over the weekend, actually, Alice was dragging Rosalie and Bella along with her. Rose enjoyed shopping, but not for two days straight! I've never understood how

Alice can be entertained by just trying on outfit after outfit after outfit.. God! It's making me dizzy just thinking about it!

Our parents stood at the doorway murmuring something about "last time" that even I, with my superior vampowers, couldn't hear. So what? Maybe last time a few fire trucks were called to

the Main Street because I was throwing fish at "passing bystanders" as they called them in jail. Aaahhh, jail. I only had to spend the night there and I already had an escape plan thought

out. All I had to do was punch he wall while the cop was looking away and run away saying, "Viva la fishies!" Sadly, though, I didn't get to put my plan into action because Edward bailed me

out. Stupid Eddie. "OW!" I yelled when Edward elbowed me in the ribs. Apparently, he didn't like being called Eddie! Good! Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Edwina! He shotme a death glare. I just told

him to read between the lines! Esme and Carlisle were about to leave. I put on my best 'innocent' face and assured Carlisle I wouldn't get into his drugs this time. He eyed me with a

suspicious glance, but otherwise dismissed the subject. Yes! They began to run towards the forest! "Call us if anything goes wrong!" Esme called over her shoulder before dissapearing

into the woods. I heard their footsteps disapear. They were finally gone! I leaped up onto the couch and yelled, "HOUSE PARTY!!!" I began dancing on the couch. God, I hadn't even had

my drugs yet! "Woo, woo! Woo, woo!" I chanted, everyone just stared at me like I was the most stupid person on Earth, which might me true. Rose pulled me off the couch. "I swear

Emmett McCarty Cullen," she whispered fiercely in my ear, "Once I get back from my shopping trip, if you have destroyed this house or your brothers, you are a dead husband.

I considered that for a moment, then answered, "Well, Rose, you see, I am already technically de-"

Her nostrils flared. God, she was mad. All I was doing was dancing on the couch. "Shutup, Emmet." she hissed. I nodded and gulped.

Alice danced down the stairs in her usual pixie way. "Time to go, girls!" I mentally cheered and smiled. "Have fun, Rosie!" I said. She growled at me. Edward and Bella exchanged a

passionate kiss, barf, and then the girls were on their way.

I turned back to my brothers. "Well, well, boys. Aren't we going to have a fun time this week. I maniacally laughed. "Mwahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" They stared at me in horror, shock, and most of all, fear. Yes, they should be afraid, very afraid! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

(APOV: Sorry! I know it's a short chapter, but it's just the introduction! So, please review! I will update faster if I get reviews!)