A/N : I'm tired. Must. Get. Sleep. I hope you enjoy this, as much as I do. Anything in Italic means their singing.
Characters:
Harry Potter: Godric Gryffindor
Draco Malfoy: Salazar Slytherin
Hermione Granger: Rowena Ravenclaw
Cho Chang: Helga Hufflepuff
Act1
Ron walks on stage and clears his throat.
Ron: As you all know-
Molly: That's my boy. Go Ronald!
Ron: Mum!
Molly: Sorry, go on.
People in the Great Hall started laughing.
Ron: As I was saying, Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago by four witches and wizards. Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Salazar Slytherin. I now present to you all Hogwarts: A Musical.
Ron leaves the stage. The curtain opens and shows Harry, Hermione, Cho and Draco sitting by a fire.
Draco: I'm so bored.
Draco was lying on the floor.
Hermione: Salazar stop being a bump on a log.
Cho: Let's think of something.
Draco: What would that be?
Hermione: I got an idea. Let's build a school.
Draco: A school? You've got to kidding.
Hermione: Think about it. We could teach other witches and wizards our power.
Harry: Let's do it.
Cheesy music starts playing. Hermione starts singing.
Hermione: Let's build a school
It'll be so cool
Let's make it like a college
Teach them all our knowledge
Once we're done
Let's have some fun
There be houses made of four
If you think I'm playing, naw
There be Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw
That's only the begin
There be Gryffindor and Slytherin
Hermione stop singing.
Harry: When do we start?
Cho: Tomorrow, we can build it here.
Harry: Ah, Helga's so smart.
Hermione: It's was my idea!
Harry wasn't paying attention. He was to busy staying at Cho.
Harry: Yeah whatever. So Helga, wanna go cast spells later or something.
Hermione: It was my idea! I sung the stupid song!
Draco: This is going to be a night.
Hermione: Shut up, Salazar!
Ron appears back on stage.
Ron: The next day, they started building the school.
Ron leaves, the curtain opens and shows a badly made castle that kind of looks like Hogwarts.
Hermione: Isn't beautiful?
Draco: It looks like hell, who made it?
Harry: It says it right on the back of the castle, Neville?
Neville turns red.
Cho: You what I noticed? None of us is going by the script. Only Hermione is.
Draco: Because the script is stupid. I say let's ad lib, make up our own song, take charge.
Harry: Malfoy, are you okay?
Draco: Shut up Potter, I'm Salazar dammit.
Lucius and Narcissa is sitting in the audience, Narcissa is wiping her eyes with a hankerchief.
Narcissa: He's making us proud.
Draco: Bow down to Salazar, there will be no mudbloods in my school.
Draco manifest a green electric guitar and starts rocking hard singing his own song.
Draco: This song is called "No Modbloods"
Bow down to Salazar
No mudbloods shall step foot in my school
You don't belong here
Get out!
Purebloods rules!
Lucius is in the audience, he sheds a tear.
Lucius: Narcissa, Draco he's going places.
Draco: Bow down to Salazar
No mudbloods shall step foot in my school
You don't belong here
Get out! I said get out!
Purebloods rules!
Draco stops singing and the guitar disappears.
Harry: Malfoy, you're taking this play to serious.
Draco: I am Salazar.
Cho: No, you-are-Draco-Malfoy.
Draco: I'm Salazar, I'm Salazar, I'm Salazar
Draco said over and over jumping up and down. Ron appears back on stage.
Ron: Um, we need to take an intermission.We'll be back with Act 2.
As the curtain close you could still hear Malfoy say "I'm Salazar!".
A/N: It was real hard writing the songs for this play.So don't mind them if they sound retarted. Keep those reviews coming.
PS: I developing a Gundam Wing fic.