This is really random and kind of pointless. I know this has been done before, but I think they are quite funny. Reviews are greatly appreciated, that includes constructive criticism, telling me I you liked it, etc. This is set around chapter fourteen of Twilight.
Thanks, Alice.
Bella Swan - 'Lil Klutz
Edward Cullen - The lion and the lamb
Alice Cullen - Shopaholic pixie
Jasper Cullen - Emotional wreck
Rosalie Cullen - Red roses are for love
Emmett Cullen - Grizzly bear in the house
Esme Cullen - A mother's love is best
'Lil Klutz has signed in
The lion and the lamb has signed in
Shopaholic pixie has signed in
Emotional wreck has signed in
'Lil Klutz says: Hi everyone
The lion and the lamb says: How true your name is Bella.
Shopaholic pixie says: It is Bella. Oh, are you coming shopping with me and Rose on Saturday?
'Lil Klutz says: Am I going shopping with you?
Emotional wreck says: Just agree Bella, her emotions are tiring me out.
The lion and the lamb says: Its okay Bella, she isn't planning anything too bad.
Red roses are for love has signed in
Grizzly bear in the house has signed in
Red roses are for love says: Hello.
Grizzly bear in the house says: Who will go hunting with me?
'Lil Klutz says: I will.
Grizzly bear in the house says: Okay, I will come and pick you up.
'Lil Klutz says: …
The lion and the lamb says: Emmett is serious! Emmett…
Shopaholic pixie says: Emmett…
Emotional wreck says: Emmett…
Red roses are for love says: Emmett…
Grizzly bear in the house says: What! What did I say this time?
Red roses are for love says: You can be so stupid sometimes. Bella is human.
Grizzly bear in the house says: Oh yeah. Sorry Bella. Well I am going, bye.
Grizzly bear in the house has signed out
'Lil Klutz says: I have to go, Charlie is calling. Bye.
The lion and the lamb says: I will be over when Charlie falls asleep.
'Lil Klutz has signed out
Shopaholic pixie says: Charlie will be asleep in half an hour, Edward.
The lion and the lamb says: I will go now then, bye.
The lion and the lamb has signed out
A mother's love is best has signed in
A mother's love is best says: Did Edward just head out to Bella's house?
Red roses are for love says: Yes. What does he see in her?
Shopaholic pixie says: His soul mate? His one true love? His first love? I could go on.
Emotional wreck says: Rose is jealous.
Red roses are for love says: I AM NOT!
A mother's love is best says: Why are you jealous?
Shopaholic pixie says: Don't try to deny it.
Red roses are for love says: Well, everyone has always noticed how beautiful I am, but Edward didn't and know he says Bella is beautiful. Sorry I am vain and that gets to me.
Emotional wreck says: Do you want me to calm you?
Red roses are for love says: Fine.
Emotional wreck says: Done. Any better?
Red roses are for love says: Yes, I might get Bella a present to make it up to her. Bye.
Red roses are for love has signed out
A mother's love is best says: I think you might have over done it, Jasper.
Shopaholic pixie says: He did, in my vision she was going to Port Angeles to get Bella's present. Maybe I should talk to her?
Emotional wreck says: I will come with you, and we will see if we can talk to her.
A mother's love is best says: I will explain to Carlisle, he has just got back.
Emotional wreck has signed out
Shopaholic pixie has signed out
A mother's love is best has signed out
A.N. I hope you liked it, I could do another chapter if you want. Review and tell me if you think I should carry on.