Well… I Didn't Think THIS Would Happen!

Summary: I'm a fairly normal guy… right? So how did I end up with these crazy Hetalia units!? Oh yeah, I'm an idiot who clicked on a pop-up add.

Main Character: Cryss Marks

Pairings: not sure yet

I sat where I usually do. On the edge of my bed, reading a new update on one of my favorite fanfics… and yes, it's a Hetalia fanfic. Hey! I can't help it if I unknowingly stepped into the Hetalia fandom and got stuck somehow! It just… happened. That's kind of how I found out that I was Bi… Well that and another incident that I would rather not name. Speaking of names, my name is Cryss T. Marks.

I know it's an odd spelling but you pronounce it like you would 'Chris' so it's not that hard. I just turned 18 two months ago. I'm already out of my parents place thanks to the fact that my grandma never really cared for my parents since they eloped, ran away and had my little sis and me. It's a pretty big place actually (Thank you Grandpa for being an amazing business man). Ugh, and speaking of business.

I really should get back to work on studying for those entrance exams. Le sigh. I'm aiming for really high end collage, so I really need to study. 'Alright, let's get these tabs closed…' I begin closing tabs when a pop-up decided to grace my screen with its unholy presence.

' Lovely, clos- wait. Win free Hetalia units?' "That's a new one." Click. Yeah you can call me an idiot all you want, but the way I see it, I don't have anything important on this laptop and I know how to fix almost any problem I could get on here. So the curiosity won out. The pop-up took me to a website with the little chibi Axis (so cute! Ahem, I didn't say anything. Nope, nothing.) and a 'Well done. Your application has been sent. You will be contacted by email in the event of a win.' "Okay well, it doesn't look like I have any viruses, so that's good. Besides, I don't usually win things like this anyway." 'Now to that studying…'

One week time skip courtesy of the flying mint bunny (cheesy and over used I know. Get over it.)

"Yes!" I yell while doing a fist pump into the air and striking a hero pose. (Like a certain American we all know and love.) I had just taken the exams a few days ago and I just got a reply via email saying that I have been accepted due to the fact that I held one of the top scores.

'Bing. You've got mail.' (once again over used, but I'm a written character! You try being original when what you see most of the time is the back of your writers head!) The mail was, of course, from that "shady" website I found a week ago with the adora- I mean cool, yeah that's what I meant, with the cool chibi Axis powers. Against my better judgment (wait, I have one of those!) I click on the email. 'Congratulations! You have won our contest and have earned the right to receive free Hetalia units! Please be ready to accommodate your Hetalia units. They will begin arriving soon.' "…Hudda Waa?" A 'normal' response for me.

Suddenly, as if God himself thought it fitting that I go into an anime induced breakdown, the doorbell rang. Getting up and walking over to the door (which is not easy when your brain is going in circles to the point of dizziness) I glace through the peephole in the door… There is a frickin' Flying Mint Bunny truck, in my driveway… FLYING MINT BUNNY! The guy at my step knocks on the door clearly growing impatient. He has a Flying Mint Bunny hat on, has a clip board in hand, and has a huge crate behind him. Well… I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on that pop-up add… But I sure as Hell didn't think this would happen!

AN: Okay, so I've seen all manner of manual/unit stories, but the main character that runs into these problems always seems to be a girl. (don't get me wrong. They're awesome stories and are a lot of fun to read) So I inevitably got curious, wondering what a guy Hetalia fan would do. So I decided to find out, using one of my characters as the offering. ^J^

If you'd like me to continue with this idea send me a message telling me so. And if I get enough support behind it, you could also send in pairing ideas. But if no one sends me messages I'll just assume nobody liked the idea and scrap it.

P.S. All of the mistakes here are mine since I'm crappy at writing and don't have a beta.