Chapter Information
Rated: T
Warnings: Language, immaturity, Orbit gum.
Parody Of: Spock's assignment to First Officer in Trek '09.
Word Count: 100
The turbolift doors opened and Jim spun his chair languidly to see who it was, smacking away at the piece of gum he'd popped in his mouth. He rubbed his chin as Spock leaned against the wall inside the lift, and the new captain noticed with interest that Spock was also lazily chewing gum.
"'Sup, Captain?" he drawled, blinking slowly. "Can I come aboard?" He chuckled briefly at his own dirty joke.
Jim snorted immaturely. "Dude. Get your ass over here."
"I was thinkin'—"
"First Officer? Done. Get the fuck out."
"Whatever, yo," Spock laughed as he walked away.