This fic was written for the Guess Who? Challenge on HPFC
Dialogue: "I will pay you to shut up!"
Word prompt: Pillow
My guess: Rose Weasley
Explosion
Rose Weasley was on the verge of exploding. This wasn't a very rare occurrence, although it wasn't common either. But once you ignite a spark, you can't stop the explosion.
But Hugo had ignited a spark.
"HUGO!" Rose screeched as she stormed down the stairs into their kitchen.
Her brother was sitting at table in the middle of the room, eating his favourite breakfast, jam on toast. "Hey Rose, what's up sis?" He asked, smothering his laughter with a mouthful of food.
"Oh I'll tell you what's up." Rose growled.
"Oh no wait, I've got it!" Hugo said, his mouth still full of food, "The sky!"
Rose just grew angrier.
It was the last few days of the summer holidays; On September first Rose would be returning to Hogwarts for her fourth year, and Hugo for his second. Their parents, Ron and Hermione Weasley, had went out for breakfast earlier that morning, and were not due home for another hour. So Hugo took advantage of their absence and decided to greatly annoy his fourteen year old sister.
"Do you have any idea how much I feel like killing you right now?" Rose asked, trying to keep herself from yelling.
"No, I'm afraid I can't read minds." Hugo smirked.
"You little-" Rose began, but stopped herself. "Just come with me."
"Well, alright," Hugo agreed and started to follow Rose upstairs. "I must warn you though, don't look under your pillow."
Rose turned her head to look at him and shot him a glare only she could pull off, then she turned back and continued stomping her way up the stairs.
When they reached Rose's room Hugo had to stuff his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing. Toilet paper was hanging from every possible surface, from the corners of the walls to the end of her bed, it was everywhere. It looked as though Rose had taken some of her anger out on the toilet paper, as shredded pieces littered the floor and covered her un-made bed.
Rose stomped her way over to her bed and yanked the pillow from it, underneath was a live toad, the size of Hugo's own hand.
Rose screamed, she threw the pink pillow at Hugo, it hit him squarely in the face. But he could not contain his laughter. He fell to his knees, his uncontrollable giggling echoing inside of the room.
"You stop that!" Rose ordered.
Now Hugo was rolling around on the floor, clutching his stomach.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Rose yelled.
Rose's bedroom was filled with laughter, yelling and a whole lot of toilet paper. She was full to the brim with rage. She stormed over to her little brother and loomed over him, though he didn't seem to notice.
"I will pay you to shut up!" She shouted in his face.
Hugo opened his eyes, and his laughing subdued a little. "How much?" He inquired.
"Forget it, now clean this up!" Rose said, "Please." She added as an afterthought.
"Well, if you insist." Hugo said as he pulled out his wand. Giving it a wave, her bedroom was back to normal, except for one thing.
"Hey! You're not allowed to use magic, it's the holidays!" Rose accused.
"I know, but the ministry can't track who did it, so they'll just think its Mum and Dad!"
"And what about that toad!" Rose complained, pointing to the creature that was still sitting on her bed.
"Oh don't worry, I'll take him back outside." Hugo said with a grin.
And so he left without another word, summoning the toad easily from the bed.
Rose went down to breakfast, outside in the garden she heard Hugo talking, presumably to himself, "Ah, how James is gonna be proud of me."
A/N: Just wanted to say, THANK YOU COCO96 FOR BETAING THIS FOR ME. (oops capitals attack...) Thanks for reading, I would appreciate it if you could leave a review.
