A/N Story set a few months before 'Final Battle', done with my new (or old?) co writer Tay. Also, I'm trying to make these longer, forgive me if it's random. The rest of the story's darker.
Chapter one; Long time no see.
'In the new law of physics, it is possible to die and then get better.'
Dib walked into his new class nervously, it was his first day of his second year at high school and from what he had heard, and he'd be dealing with Tyler, Zim, Johnny, Tak, Staz, Tay, Yun and Hemera all at the same time. He was lucky that Gaz was a year younger than him- he didn't want to have to deal with her too. Tyler looked up the instant he walked in; he grinned evilly and waved mockingly. Dib walked forward toward them and moved to talk. Staz smirked evilly, "You ready to die all over again?" She asked, "You can't kill me during school hours… You'd get suspended or something." Dib said, glaring at Staz. Tay smiled and placed a hand on Dib's shoulder, "Don't worry, we'll get you. Right after we kill Zim." Everyone nodded, "Yup!" They said at the same time.
Gaz glanced at the front of the class, she'd long since left Ms. Bitters and Mr. Elliot behind. She'd had weirder teachers since then. She was now in her first year at high school. She had to deal with the 'you're the younger sister of that crazy boy, aren't you?' all the time once again. But at least she'd be away from that useless Mrs. Burnett anymore. She'd been the worse teacher yet. Gaz glanced at the front of the class, 'when the hell is the teacher gonna get here?!'
"So we'll set Zim's base alight later tonight, right?" Staz asked, pointing at Zim. Zim, noticing Staz pointing at him, jumped up, slashing his arms through the air. "How dare you point at the mighty Zim! I AM ZIM!" Johnny looked at Zim. "Shut up for once." He said coldly. Zim glared at Johnny, "Respect my fucking authority!" Zim yelled, "Zim swears?" Hemera asked, looking up from the book she had been reading. "Yeah. Sometimes." Staz said, standing up and throwing a can at Zim's head (God knows how she found it.). "Shut the hell up!" Their new teacher yelled, walking into the class. Tay and Hemera slammed their heads on their desks. "If it ain't Bitters it's him." Yun muttered. "Alright you little fuckers, I'm in charge now. And what your uncle Murds says goes!" Murdoc yelled, slamming his hand against the chalkboard. "And he just has to come into class dressed like that…" Tyler said, rubbing his head. "Fuck. And I've known him longer than you… Somehow I think I should be used to this…" Hemera said, pointing at Murdoc (Who was currently wearing a pink thong and a cape), "I dunno. It kindda looks good on him." Tay said, looking forward. "You're sick." Tak said, slamming her head against her desk. "Alright my chickens, our first lesion is casual clothes! Nothing too hard..."
Yun trudged out of the school groggily, "A lesion about wearing thongs and capes. Oh the FUN!" He yelled, throwing his arms into the air. "I thought it was interesting." Tay said, pushing her hat up slightly, "I don't know what's wrong with you. I really don't. That was sickening!" Tyler yelled, "He's our teacher for the rest of the year. We might as well get used to it." Hemera said, sticking her tongue out. "Somehow… I just want to burn my eyes out and ignore killing Zim." Staz said tugging on her hair. "Speak for yourself." Johnny said. "What the hell are you doing walking next to us?" Tak asked, "Leave me alone! Zim's thinking of really wearing those kinds of clothes now!" Johnny yelled covering his eyes. "At least you didn't get a lecture about painkillers and zombie movies." Gaz said, joining up with them. "Zombie movies and painkillers, somehow it sounds better than a lecture about wearing thongs and capes!" Tyler yelled throwing his arms in the air and running across the street. "I think he took that pretty well." Hemera said.
Red and Purple glanced at the screen in front of them. "Staz looks kindda… weird. Shouldn't she be green with a different eye color and a wig?" Purple asked, scratching his head. "I dunno… Maybe that's just Zim..." Red muttered, "Well, let's call Staz again? Maybe she can lend us some light on this…" Purple trailed off as a transmission came through. "Incoming transmission from Earth!" A pilot yelled, "Alright." Red said, the Resisty flashed on screen, Staz in front, "Dad! Can we take Zim's mission from him? Please?" Staz asked, Purple lowered his head, "Sure thing!" Red yelled flashing a thumbs up. "Oi! I'm her dad! You're her mom!" Purple yelled, "Eh…" Yun muttered lowering his head. "They always do that…" Staz said looking at the screen slightly confused, "Alright, let me clear this up! Red is my uncle, Purple is my dad!" She yelled, Red glared at the screen, "Screw that! I'm your dad!"
Zim frowned leaning forward in his cupboard searching for clothes. "Nothing I own looks like what Murdoc was wearing…" He muttered.