Hope my bad English don't ruin all O.o' (Beta reader? Someone? Please?)
WARNING: OOCness ahead!
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R.E.J.E.C.T.I.O.N.
That was the last word Stella thought that would be incorporate to her dictionary. What that strawberry-blond girl had that she didn't? What Stella did to deserve that "annoying" title? Without any clue of what the answer might be, she toke the fullest glass. Even knowing that all people of her family – and this include herself – are weak to alcoholic beverage, this was the only comfort in the entire castle. Stella toke a long breath and prepared her lips to receive the liquor.
"It really has a funny taste…" She thought . "And it's like my lips are touching something el…"
-H-Hina?! – Stella screamed. The little chocobo just made she throw all the liquor in the ground by staying in the way. – What the hell are you…?!
-"No liquor", do you remember? – A man approached. That was Sazh, her bodyguard.
-Why not? I need it! – Stella began filling the glass again.
-No, you don't. – Sazh toke both glass and bottle of her hands and began to return the liquor to the bottle.
-Don't be mean! I'm just a girl that needs to get drunk, dammit!
-"Need to get drunk"?
-Yes! Now give me that f*cking glass!
-Nope. And you're screaming.
-I can't even scream now? I'm stressed! Give me the glass! – At that point, everyone was looking at them. Some persons even where trying don't to laugh.
-I won't. And stop screaming, please.
-Give me that sh*t or I will kill Hina!
-Hey, hey, hey! That cheating!
-You have three seconds!
-What's happening here? – A third voice asked. Stella shivered.
-Oh, hello mister Noctis! –Sazh greeted like if nothing wrong happened. – Do you want some liquor?
-I'll pass. However, looks like miss Fleuret want one.
-Me? Drinking? O-Of course not, mister Noctis!
-Returning to the topic, what was the reason for all the exposure? – Noctis apparently ignored Stella's confusion.
-He just threw off part of that liquor! – Stella began immediately, afraid of a sudden betrayal. – And I'm pretty sure that it's expensive, so it's unforgivable.
-Wouldn't it be easier just order him to clean it?
-But it wouldn't bring the liquor back.
-So, screaming like an annoying crazy would?
Annoying. He just repeated that word. Stella felt a big desire to cry. But she couldn't. Stella was sure that he doesn't deserve her tears. Instead of began crying around, she said:
-No, and sorry if I'm that annoying. But, you know… If you insist talking something bad about someone, that only means that you're three times worse!
Noctis' expression don't changed at all. It was like he wasn't even hearing.
-Dammit, listen to me! I-I mean… Are you hearing, mister Noctis?
-See? You are annoying. – He answered simply. It was enough to Stella lost all her balance and slap him, leaving soon after. Sazh followed her while the people began to pretend that the "show" never happened.
-That f*cking b*stard! I'll KILL him next time, KILL! – She yelled after exiting of the hall.
-Wow, calm down lady…
-And you! – She stopped and looked to him. – YOU will help me! Oh, you will… And he will die of suffering!
-A-Are you alright…?
-Yes I'm! I'm feeling SO GOOD right now. That's how vengeance is!
-L-Lady Stella… Maybe you should drink something…
-LIQUOR!
-…Or maybe you should go to the bed…
-Have se—
-STELLA, SHUT UP! – He screamed, scared. – Stop or I'll think you're on drugs.
-Good idea… Maybe they… Kill me fast… – She said with a strange expression with no energy in her face.
-Lady Stella, let's go home…
-Why? That place has more windows to me jump off and die...
-Lady Stella, let's go home.
-And they will have my blood in their grass. More work for them…
-Lady Stella… - He called calmly, raising his tone soon after. – LET'.HOME.
-I don't want! – Now she looked like a small child yelling about a big brother.
"Finally, the last boss…" Sazh thought, trying to smile.
-I can make some cookies…
-ME DON'T WANT!
-Or we can see a movie…
-ME STILL DON'T WANT!
-I can read a story…
-ME STILL DON'T WANTING!
-I can… Well…
"Oh no… She is beginning to become good at this." Sazh thought.
-I WON.
-No, you don't. – He forced his tone don't to change.
-YES, I WON!!! – Unlike him, Stella just wanted her tone to go higher and higher.
The discussion lasted for longer than Sazh ever imagined. In the end, he promised making whatever she wanted; only restriction being "no liquor". The dialogue just ended exactly where it began.
"Exactly like a child…" He smiled.
- I know! – Stella said after a long pause.
-So, what's it? – Sazh asked, preparing himself to the "bomb".
-I want a boyfriend.
-…Oh my God, you're on drugs. I need to tell that to your parents! Let's go. – He held her hand tight and began to walk. Stella refused to move:
-I'm being serious!
-How, when and where you think I'm going to find a boyfriend for you? I mean, you're the treasure of the family. I'm not going to give you to the first person who appears.
-Of course you don't. And that exactly the point! Nobody's better than you to find someone better than that "annoying" freak for me. AND! You promised.
-…Alright. – He said reluctantly.
-I don't heard you...! – She said to the seven winds to listen.
- I accept the task of fighting the evil dragon called destiny and save my princess from the tower called solitude in a beautiful white ho…
-Oh, just shut up! – She said before both of them began to laugh. Yet laughing, they began the way home.
--In the next morning, at Noctis' room--
-Haha, headache from yesterday? You really like liquor, huh? What a alcoholic black-hole friend I have here…
-Shut up... - Noctis said without any energy in the voice. - Did I spoke to Stella...?
-What you wanted? Oh, no. But it was funny to watch anyway.
-...Hm… - He growled. The blonde, knowing Noctis like he knew, recognized it as a "go ahead".
-I never thought you had a second personality. – The blond laughed with his own joke. – Wow, what a courage to tell the word "annoying" more than three times to someone. - He was sure having a good time with all the confusion of the friend.
-What…?
-Now Stella is searching for another boyfriend. But don't cry, child. You happened to know a strawberry-blond girl that is in love with you. And, wow! She is better than Stella! Anyway, congrats for the new girlfriend!
Noctis' face went blank. Then pale. Then red. The blond guy prepared his ears to what came next.
WHY THE HELL YOU DON'T STOPPED ME?!?!?!?!
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.......Believe in me, I nearly wrote "Now Stella has another GIRLFRIEND" and "MISS Noctis" XDDDDDDDDDD
(kaham)
Haha, poor Noctis… But at least he don' ended alone XD" So children, don't get drunk without a true (and sober) friend next to you. u.ú
Actually, it was going to be a oneshot, but I couldn't finish it… Not that fast XD I mean, it's so cliché to the boy kiss the girl out of nowhere and they be happy forever =D! -.- So, why not extend the madness for other 2 chapters or 3? ;D And yes, the story begin in the title XD" -Die-
(Oh, and don't ask from where all this madness came o.o' I'm still trying to figure out XD""")
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